Book of Quotes

Monsters Inc. Quotes

"Oh, that's great, blame it on the little guy. How original. He must've read the schedule wrong with his one eye."

~Mike Wazowski~

"Roz, my tender, oozing blossom you're looking fabulous today. Is that a new haircut?"

~Mike Wazowski~

"There's nothing more toxic or deadly than a human child. A single touch could kill you. Leave a door open, and one can walk right into this factory; right into the monster world."

~Henry J. Waternoose~

"Kids these days. They just don't get scared like they used to."

~Henry J. Waternoose~

Mike Wazowski: Psst, Fungus. Fungus, you like cars? Because I got a really nice car. You let me go, I'll give you... a ride... in the car.

Fungus: I'm sorry, Wazowski, but Randall said I'm not allowed to fraternize with victims of his evil plot.

"Put that thing back where it came from, or so help me."

~Mike Wazowski~

"Hey, good morning, Monstropolis. It's now five after the hour of 6:00 A.M. in the big monster city. Temperature's a balmy 65 degrees - which is good news for you reptiles - and it looks like it's gonna be a perfect day to maybe, hey, just lie in bed, sleep in, or simply... WORK OUT THAT FLAB THAT'S HANGING OVER THE BED. Get up, Sulley."

~Mike Wazowski~

James P. Sullivan: See that, Mikey? Ted's walking to work.

Mike Wazowski: Big deal. Guy takes five steps, and he's there.

"One of these days I am really... going to let you teach that guy a lesson."

~Mike Wazowski~

James P. Sullivan: Hey, Mike, this might sound crazy but I don't think that kid's dangerous.

Mike Wazowski: Really? Well, in that case, let's keep it. I always wanted a pet that could kill me.

"If I don't see a door in my station in 5 seconds, I will personally put you through the shredder."

~Randall Boggs~

"Milking a yak is no picnic, but once you pick out all the hairs it's very nutritious."

~Yeti~

Mike Wazowski: I think I have a plan here: using mainly spoons, we dig a tunnel under the city and release it into the wild.

James P. Sullivan: Spoons?

Mike Wazowski: That's it, I'm out of ideas. We're closed. Hot air balloon? Too expensive. Giant slingshot? Too conspicuous. Enormous wooden horse? Too Greek.

"Follow the sultry sound of my voice"

~Mike Wazowski~

James P. Sullivan: Are there kids in that village?

Yeti: Oh, sure. Tough kids, sissy kids, kids who climb on rocks...

"Abominable. Can you believe that? Do I look abominable to you? Why can't they call me the Adorable Snowman, or the Agreeable Snowman, for crying out loud? I'm a nice guy."

~Yeti~

"I'm in the zone today, Sullivan. I'm gonna do some serious scaring, putting up some big numbers."

~Randall Boggs~

"No, no, no, no, no. What was that? You're trying to scare the kid, not lull it to sleep."

~Henry J. Waternoose~

"Shh. Shh. Shh. Shh. Do you hear that? It's the winds of change."

~Randall Boggs~

"None of this ever happened, gentlemen. And I don't want to see any paperwork on it."

~Roz~

"You're the boss! You're the boss! You're the big, hairy boss!"

~Mike Wazowski~

"Go get him googly bear!"

~Celia~

"Scary monsters do not have plaque!"

~Mike Wazowski~

Mike Wazowski: Sir, that's not her door.

Henry J. Waternoose: I know, I know... It's yours.

"Look at everybody's favourite scarer now, you stupid, pathetic waste! You've been #1 for too long, Sullivan! Now your time is up! And don't worry; I'll take good care of the kid!"

~Randall Boggs~

"Hey, did you lose weight, or a limb?"

~James P. Sullivan~

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