Hey you, yes you! If you are reading this, it means that you passed the first part of the test! Some would call it the "Lazy and Decided to Update as a Funny" but us professionals call it "A Strategic Move"! It is now time for the next important part, the long-awaited update! Let us discuss more various topics relating to feet.
SECTION I - The Cute, the Funny, and the Feet
In today's ecosystem, feet have become more prevalent within something I call the "Waifu Economy". With most games having some type of gacha system or a huge plethora of girls (or guys if you play the right ones) multiple branches of "best girl" material has been added in order to suit all your wants and needs! May it be either the shy cute gamer, the energetic fashionista, the step on me, or the cute and funny type, there is a waifu for anyone! Getting back on topic, one type of attribute that has been added recently is characters showing off their feet! Multiple sources have pointed out examples of feet being shown in Azur Lane and other games like these. Some would say, "appeal sells" and that can be the case.
SECTION II - "What the Fuck is a Kilometer"
This one goes out to all the metric users out there! For some of the people unversed with the imperial system, firstly your system is way better! And the most important, a foot is about 30.5 centimeters! But the question is, why is it called a foot anyway? The simple answer is that when you live back in the middle of nowhere in the 12th century, you might as well measure out stuff by pacing around! So, we use how many paces we take as our measurement for feet! (Though supposedly we actually also used the arm length of ruling monarchs but that is not important) As for why these so called "Freedom Units" are still used today! Mostly just because by the point we wanted acknowledged metric, we already had decades of feet on us already. So why change what is not broken! Metric is still used here in terms of science and other things of the sort, but it is feet or nothing!
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SECTION III - The Basics of Covering Up
Let discuss the one thing that covers up our feet from the prying eyes of society... socks! Socks were originally made all the way back in 5 B.C.! There were usually made of either animal skin or animal hair, later on they evolved into the socks we know about today! There are just so many different types of socks, each one being a different length for when it is cut off. May it be ankle socks, padded socks, green socks, or ridiculously high cut socks! There are so many socks that you will find a pair that you will enjoy! In addition to socks, there are other ways to cover up your feet, such as stockings and the like, this however will be discussed when you have achieved a higher clearance ranking. [For more Information, consult Advance Cover Ups and a Lv. 3 Personnel]
SECTION III - Just How Many is Too Many
We only associate feet with our own body. A person can either have 2, 1, or 0 feet normally. But I ask you dear reader, just how many feet are too many feet? Us normal, lame humans only have at most 2 legs. But these super cool animals can have 4 legs, 8 legs in the case of an octopus, or how about a millipede that has over 1000 feet! Going more into the subject, if we can combine 2 octopi together (humanely of course) we can have a creature with 16 legs in total! The possibilities are truly endless! If we combine 2 humans, we can have 4 feet present on the being. The possibilities are just truly endless!
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A visual demonstration presented by Dr. N. Cortex of how creatures can be humanely combined into one being
Now there is only one real question we should ask ourselves... how far should we go? If we can combine an infinite amount of creatures, then that would me we would have a limitless amount of feet on a single being! Just how far will humanity go to obtain this "philosopher's stone" to the feet problem. Will humans repeat their same mistake and get to close to our creator... or will we become monsters on our journey to achieve perfection. This section name was a complete lie... the real question we should be asking ourselves...
