what i think of you by your mcyt ships

part 1

i was just bored.
disclaimer is this is a joke and I'm not tryung to shame you for your ships or anything like at all.
I would also like to mention that I'm not shipping them IN REAL LIFE and this is just them ingame,Some have confirmed theyre okay with shipping sooo start the drum roll lmao.

Dreamnotfound
Honey it's not your fault you ship them. ITS THEIR FAULT and we all know why its their fault 😀.

Sapnotfound
you're a multi shipper change my mind or you just like the tension of two people arguing and think its romance👍

Dreamnap
theres a 50% chance you ship this because they're closer or you just say "Theres nothing wrong with being sus with the homies" typa thing.

Dreamnotnap/Sapwasfound
its either youre a multi shipper.
You felt bad for sapnap being thirdwheel
or you just like the idea of threesome
no inbetween.

Karlnap
I love you I really do,I love you even more if you believ theyre p/r soulmates.<333

Karlnapity
you just like the idea of this because of the lore or you think its a cure dynamic,but I love you still.

Sapity
You like chaos.no more words needed

Karlity
*lip bite* iconic laugh duo.you guys are totally into them angst fanarts.

Schlatt x quackity (no im not gonna say schlattity bc it sounds like titties 😭)
you either like it because of quackitys character development or you just like stockholm syndrome (also close to you thinking its hot).

Sam x Ponk
I love you guys,But I feel sorry for you guys after the lore.

Dreamnoblade
No judges I can hold I am just speechless,You guys probably like it because of the power they both hold or you like enemies to lovers 👹

Tommy x tubbo
fuck off

Drista/Lani x anyone at all
fuck you oh my god✋

Tubbo/Tommy x anyone
you guys are minor pain in the ass holy shit get over it.

Tubbo x Ranboo
you probably think the Platonic marriage they have is cute or they have a nice couple dynamic [feral x calm] or y'all just follow the lore LMAO

Wilbur x george
I don't know where this came from but you guys totally like british people

Wilbur x Niki
I will only accept it if you think they're perfect for each other PLATONICALLY.

Fundy x Dream
You like angst do you?I already know you do.

Fundy x 5up
I adore you thats the only word I can direct to you right now <33

Fundy x Eret
I don't get it.Is it because they're closer in the smp?Or what?I just don't get you at all.

Fundy x Ranboo
Why?no one asked you to do this.

Skephalo
you like watching 2 people getting divorced and then remarrying eachother a few seconds after.

Skep6d
this doesn't exist anymore and we all know why.

Sap6d
I'm just- why?

Dream6d
I see you guys out there 💀 please get a life (coming from a person that doesnt go outside and watches mcyt for a living)

Schlatbur
totally a multi shipper

Wilbur x Jared
I LOVE YOU <3 HAHAHAHAHA

Philza x fridge
ah yes the infamous couple that had created a madman that blew up a whole nation and is now a clueless ghost who has amnesia.I truly love you.

Wilbur x Sally
You either like it because its funny or you just like to follow the lore.either way ily

Eret x dream
you pay attention to lore head cannons alot.

George x technoblade
You read from oneshots do you?I know you read too much mcyt oneshots.possibly smut.

Puffy x niki
AUUUUHHH ANGST ANGST ANGST ANGST I LOVE THEM TRULY BUT THE ANGSTTTT I WISH YOU A WONDERFUL DAY PLEASE TAKE ALL MY BELONGINGS