Squishy Love

The Hair I Found

My mom is RELY titting me off rite now becuse I gave her a hair I found as her birthday prescent and she THREW IT AWAY and called it disgutsing. Yeah rite!!!!! How is it disgusting if I even picked it up where it was put!!!!!!!!! it was a nic hair to. It was long and blak and even curle at the ends of it. It even smeled fishy for exctra efeckt.

"WHAT!!!?!?!!?" I seded to hur, "HOW CUD YOU EVEN SAY THAT!!! YOU ARE A HATER AND YOUR MY MOTHHERRR! HOW IS THAT EVEN POSTIBLE???? IM RUNNING AWAY!"

That got hur so goodly. Without anothere peep I stompted out the bak dor and slammed it so gud i heurd my uncle grunt!!! "YES!" I thotted, "IM A FREEEEEE WOMAN!"

For gud mesure I paked to hot pokets instead of one becuse I was never coming bak! I wouded have grabed the hole box but I wil be able to suport myself with macking mony from being famis!!!!!!!!!!!

It was geting late and i was still hiding in the bakyard from my ungrateful mother and my gassy uncle. "It's time" I thot. I pulled out the hot pocket and putted it in my hole.
"WHAT??!!" I yeled. It was so cold i cried badly and the cat scramed at me.

"WHAT DO YOU WANT??! I AM ALLOWED TO HAV FELINGS YOU KNOW!!!!!" that cat baked away becuse I had gotten it so goodly it even left behind sum hair. I picked it write up and putted on my moms windowsill. that will get what that evil unapprechiative woman deservs!!!!!!

Later it got to cold and dark so I had to go insid. "I'll run away tomorow" I thot.
my mom apoligiced to me abot the hair but I didn't acept it. Then she gronded me and put me in my room. HOW EVEN CUD SHE?????????? later I was starving to death so badly that my uncle got gulty and broted me a cheese stick and trid to open my dor. I woudnt letted him
"here you go my prechius litle gurl" he seded.
"pusch it thro the crack" sed myself
"it's too thick!" he seded
"puch harder!" sed myself
with all his might he sliped it thro the crack like buter. #blessed

yours squishily,

Miranda Sings