The mick/ Chip reader

Pilot

I was having a cigarette with Sabrina when this blonde chick walked up to us gasping heavily and coughing.

Can I bum a smoke, please?

No

Well... okay, fine. I'll give you a dollar

It's okay we already have a dollar thank you though

Hehe well it's just kinda customary to help a fellow smoker in need

Ig it says that you are already in need of a lot

What's your guys problem

We don't have a problem

Okay fine sorry to bother you

While walking away she snatches the cigarette packet out of Sabrinas hand

Hey!!

Bitch

After chips speech and all of that stuff*
We were all standing in front of the door Ben was confused. That chick which we found out her name was Mickey ig she was pretty chill or whatever

So... Your parents are safe
uhh who are you again

Oh I'm y/n

Umm okay this is kinda a family thing so maybe it's best if you go home

I live here. I've always lived here

Okay anyways they just wanted to see if I could spend a little time with you guys while this whole thing gets sorted.

Chip laughs and says It will get sorted, okay? And when it does, those FBI pigs will be the ones rotting in jail.

After that been says Mommy and Daddy are in jail?

Don't worry, Ben. The scales of justice tip in favor of the wealthy. If we throw enough money at this thing, I'm sure it will go away. And then we'll sue their asses for decamation, okay?

Okay.

So, I have an idea. Ooh! Why don't we all just hunker down and play poker all night long, until this whole thing blows over?

That's not gonna work for me. Yeah, I'm gonna go to this fund-raiser for Planned Parenthood. Probably gonna crash at my friends place, go to the city tomorrow. So just don't expect to see me too much. You know, we probably won't see each other at all, says Sabrina. And I just laugh at that. Mick gives me the stink eye and I shut up real quick.

You shut it, Sabrina I got a lot of riding on this gig, so can you do me a favor and not be a big, giant, pain in the ass, please?

Maybe you don't know this but Planned Parenthood provides health care to over three million women in this country.

Oh, sweetie, I know all about Planned Parenthood. I should have one of those punchcards that get you a free sub every 10 visits.

Gross says Sabrina and I

No I just meant... I - I never got like... Uh... I just had a bunch of bacterial infect-- you know what?

Ew

The point is, you want to make a difference? Go out on the front line right? Chain yourself to a redwood, light your self on fire. Just not tonight understood?