I've Got Spots Galore!

I found another one today

Right there: on my face.

Ew! It’s just massive!

All gooey and such a disgrace.

Seriously… why does this happen to me?

I’ve tried every single remedy.

Creams, tablets, and diets galore

Well- maybe not diets…

Eating phases I guess.

How poor.

Okay.

So maybe I don’t try so hard

But I shouldn’t exactly have to!

It’s not like I rub my face with lard

Or cover it with orange and blue.

I just want these things to disappear

Crawl into a hole and die.

Shrivel up and be washed away

By angst-filled tears that I cry.

Definitely not go crusty and brown

Like a strange temporary mole.

Sorry about the imagery.

I’m just distressed.

You see I’ve got my one hundredth spot.

It’s popped up on my sad old face

And simply joined the rest.