The Bible of Rowlet

The Rowlet Lore Part 1

They say, in the land of old, long long ago, Rowlet descended from the heavens above, to observe the land in all of its glory. He swooped down upon us mortal, to embrace the world as it is, but to his suprise, and shock, the world was gone. Madness descended, nations fought, and many were killed. Realizing this great failure, Lord Rowlet believed that he could fix the world, so he did, "bro wtf is this shit kinda cringe ngl," He said as he reform the world to his will, fixing all of its flaws and making it the perfect, peaceful world he envisioned. But then, suddenly, Mudkip appeared, right behind his trusty Murkrow. "NO YOU CANT DO THAT IT BREAKS RULE 7 ILL BAN U" He screamed, 2 against 1, even Lord Rowlet cannot defeat such whinny bitches, so he temporarily retreated, back to his churd of great glory, honor, and very much Rowlet. Realizing that he needs assistance, Lord Rowlet called on the heavens above... And then, as if a miracle, a shiny level 100 max out EVs perfect IVs totally not hacked Salamence appeared. Lord Rowlet shared his great and flawless plan to rebuild the universe with Salamence, and Salamence agreed, helping him to drive out the Murkrow and Mudkip duo, who was at this point, somehow Discord banning living humans out of existence. With the great power of a level 100 Salamence the Mudkip and Murkrow couldn't stand a chance, Salamence and Lord Rowlet drove them out with ease. "U GUYS ARE SO MEAN IM LEAVING IM DEPRESSED LEAVE ME ALONE *Input sad and emo status here.*" Mudkip yelled, as he retreated back into his Cave of Eternal Virginity, getting carried by Murkrow, as usual. "lol wtf ez claps come back next time :omegalul: " Salamence remarked. Together Salamence and Lord Rowlet reshaped the world into the perfect, peaceful world. As his job was completed, Salamence returned to the heavens above, and Lord Rowlet retreated into his church once again.