It was a normal day for Max and Ruby.
Ruby getting annoyed by that cunt Max like usual but one day Max snapped.
"Firetruck!" Max yelled out using his horrible mouth. Ruby asked Max,"Would you like to see one in real life?" Max was excited at this question and proceeded to jump repeatedly up and down in joy, quite loudly might I add. Ruby then poured gasoline around the house, Max watching in curiosity. She then looked back at the little fuck and said,"Here's where the magic starts." Before fake-throwing a match at the beginning of the gas trail but Ruby realised the match was lit..It was far too late. Max realized that starting fires was fun and ran out the house with a new passion in mind. He would burn down every house in the neighborhood and would see a real firetruck. Ruby watched from outside as Max broke into the other houses and start fires all throughout, Max laughing maniacally while doing so. Ruby was getting nervous by the shithead's escapades so she finally called 911. The police showed up within minutes with the fire department and this pleased Max's dark, twisted fantasies. After the fires were all put out it was time to see the cause but before they could do anything Max hijacked a firetruck and started ramming the truck into the pedestrians, policemen and firemen but that was not the end. Max finished off the deed by doing the same for the extinguished houses, destroying them underneath his bunny grip. This was one sick bastard. He hopped his bunny ass out of the truck and ran up to his PTSD-ridden sister. "I had lots of fun with the firetruck!" He giggled with a disturbing undertone. He ran inside the now destroyed home of the two and returned moments later just to play with his firetruck on the lawn like nothing happened. No, he did not care for the hellscape around him nor did he care for the wailing children in the distance except...He went up to one of the children and recruited him into his pyromaniac cult. Max is now wanted by the FBI and has a large following worldwide with over a hundred-thousand members. What has Ruby done? No..No..What has that monster done?
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Max's Adventure
HumorMax fucks shit up (For legal reasons I do not own Max and Ruby. All credit goes to the creators of the show.)