What the F word, Corpse!

IV IT'S JUST A CALL, THEY SAID IV

HELLOOOOOOOO, I'm back.

I wanted to update for Valentine's Day bc I'm lonely and I didn't do shit on that day but I forgot so I'm sorry, have this as a REALLY FCKING late Valentine's gift ????? AJAJSDDHSFJHDJG IT'S APRIL LMAO PLS WHY DID IT TAKE SO LONG FOR ME TO WRITE THIS BYE

Also, this was going to be a romantic story but since Sykkuno said he wasn't comfortable with shipping, and even tho I only ship their characters, I don't feel comfortable following the idea I had sooooooo this is going to be a friendship fanfic, I guess (?) platonic soulmates and all.

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"Sykkuno, what did I say to you? BRING YOUR NON EXISTENT ASS HERE AND GIVE ME THE KEYS OF YOUR CAR, WE ARE GOING!" Rae screamed to get Sykkuno back to earth. She knew that he was in space, thinking about everything and nothing at the same time.

"I...Yes! yes!" Sykkuno came back to earth and looked at Corpse. They stared at each other for 5 seconds until Sykkuno reacted. "Okay damn it, let's go"

Sykkuno picked up Corpse and left his house, not before yelling at Bimbus to behave well and making sure his plate was filled with the necessary food and enough water in case he didn't return in a few hours. Corpse allowed himself to be carried by the chestnut, being perfectly aware that he could have walked to the car but if Sykkuno offered to carry him, who was he to deny it?

Sykkuno got into the passenger seat and Rae started the car before poor Sykkuno could close the door. "Rae, watch out! Oh Jesus, I almost fell! What would you have done if me and the cat ... uhm, your brother ... no, no, Corpse! What if me and Corpse had fallen? "

Rae rolled her eyes and turned up the volume on the car radio when a song started that she really liked and hadn't heard in a long time.

"Corpse, can you tell me what the hell were you thinking when you decided to copy that tiktok?" Rae asked, still focused on the road. It's not like she could take her eyes off the front because they were going over 90 on a 60 avenue, Sykkuno was clinging to the seat while Corpse held onto the oldest sweatshirt with his claws so he wouldn't be yeeted out of the car.

Corpse meowed in response.

"Damn it, why can't you be like that kind of cat that for some reason has a voice of its own?" Rae stopped the car out of nowhere and hit the wheel for failing to cross the stoplight. "Sykkuno, it's your fault I'm talking to animals, I'm crazy"

"But you already were! You are going to kill us at any moment, we are not going to arrive at Corpse's" Sykkuno held Corpse with one hand and preferred to hold onto the ceiling with the other. "Oh Jesus, Corpse, she's going to kill us and you won't be able to be human again."

Corpse shrunk under Sykkuno's hand, making sure to hold on to the man.

Die? Corpse was ready, very prepared for this. He was not afraid of something as natural as death, he even wanted it badly. But it was one thing to die as a human and another thing to die as a fool locked up in a cat. And even though he considered himself an idiot, he was not going to lose that little dignity he had left by living his last moments like this due to a strange tiktok.
No sir, he wanted to yell at the girl who did the video, bite Jack for showing him the video and hit himself for not believing an ounce of it.