Happy Birthday ig

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George just turned 13 years old today! Mummy pig and Daddy Pig actually promised George that they will bring him to Warner Bros. Studio once he turns 14 but they mixed 13 and 14 up so now George gets to go to Warner Bros. Studio when he's 13 so yeah lol blame it on
m o t h e r and ✨ f a t h e r pig lol.

The pig fam started their morning with some bacon and egg sandwiches in a cup and orange juice on a plate.

George's POV
"I WANT MORE BACON!", I shouted, making the whole fam jump (-up and down in muddy puddle).
"George, will you just stfu for like a minute cuz I can't hear my homie, Susie 🙄", Peppa complained.
"Peppa, I think you should really get off your phone for a moment", said Mummy Pig while tossing some more bacon into my greasy-ass cup.
"Omg mommmm, won't you stfu too cuz like I'm already 15 so I can do whatever I want omg", Peppa shot back.
"Omg whatever lol idgaf", Mommy pig replied "Oh, and Happy Birthday, George dear!", she added.
"Happy Birthday Georgie!" Daddy Pig exclaimed.
"Happy Birthday ig", Peppa said blankly.
"Thanks y'all!" I said happily.
"Ohhhh, I remembered, back when you were little you'd always play with Mr. Dinosaur, now how's he doing these days, Geor-", before Daddy pig could even finish his sentence, Mr Dinosaur came yEeTiNg into the kitchen as if he was summoned.
"Yo yo yooooo, it's ya boy, Dinosaur Bro! Don't call me Mr Dinosaur anymore cuz it doesn't sound as cool as Bro 😎", Mr Dinosaur explained.
"Ummmm, cringeeeee 😬🙄😖", Peppa complained.
"Lol", I said blankly.
"George, my darling!", Dinosaur Bro exclaimed as he got on his knees and caressed my greasy ass bacon-covered cheeks.
"Ew, get tf off of me!", I yelled at him.
"Okurrr", He said sadly as he left the kitchen while twerking sadly the way up the stairs.
"Omggggg, finallyyyyy, I can't stand that bich, so annoying!", I complained.
Peppa nodded in agreement.

Suddenly, there was a loud-ass knock on the door. I got off of my high hair that's almost broken cuz it's old and I'm too big for it now but whatever lol. Well I got off of my high chair and was about to open the door when...BOOM!

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⏰ Last updated: Apr 20, 2021 ⏰

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