You can read Beware the Villainess! on Tapas. Follow the artist on Twitter @/Blue_Canna_.
Melissa: Can you cut it out? I'm trying to think.
Yona: Sorry. Doing something for the first time is always difficult.
Melissa: Why let someone else ruin your life when you're perfectly capable of ruining it yourself?
Yuri: [in genuine admiration] I aspire to have your level of confidence.
Yona: I don't have the energy for this.
Nine: Energy for what?
Yona: [gestures at Melissa]
Melissa: When was the last time someone smiled when you walked into a room?
Ian:
Melissa: I can't imagine anyone deriving joy from seeing such an overprivileged husk of a shallow human being.
Nine: There's only one thing worse than dying.
Yuri: [slaps a piece of paper above the word 'dying' so it now reads 'Melissa dying']
Yona: Melissa.
Nine and Yuri: No–
Melissa: Do you ever have one of those days when you're holding a stick and everybody looks like a piñata?
Ian:
Jake:
Jack:
Peacock:
Melissa: Don't worry. I have a few more swords up my sleeves.
Yona: I think you mean 'cards'.
Melissa: [pulling swords out of her sleeves] I do not.
Melissa: F_ck capitalism. It's a rigged system that keeps us poor and isn't fair. You shouldn't need to work three jobs to afford basic necessities.
Melissa: [playing Monopoly] Sorry, if you wanted to win you should've tried not being poor.
Ian: You wouldn't like me before my coffee. ;)
Yuri: That's weird, because I already hate you. All the time.
Peacock: You thought it was over? Hah.
Melissa: B_tch.
Melissa: How did you get in my house
Melissa: Now that we're at a little bit of a standstilll, I finally feel a sense of peace in this household.
Yona: I guess.
Nine: Yes. The air is tranquil, and it finally feels like we are at a point of high, sophisticated, thinking-
Yuri: I'm back! Did you miss me–
Nine: Your mom misses you.
Melissa:
Yona:
Yuri:
Nine: ...I'm sorry. While that was savage, it was a little extra.
Yona: [looking at Melissa] What did you do to him.
Nine: I'm so alone. I want somewhere to belong. Or even just a friend is fine.
Nine: Maybe send an angel. The nicest angel you have.
Melissa: [evil laughing]
Nine: Maybe everyone can stop fighting and-
Melissa: We are not fighting, we're just having a creative discussion.
Yona: We're definitely fighting.
Melissa: Creative discussion.
Yona: Fight.
Melissa: Creative discussion!
Yona: Fight.
Nine: ...Are you fighting over whether you're having a fight?
Melissa: Hey, do you think I could fit ten marshmallows in my mouth?
Yona: You're a hazard to society.
Yuri: And a coward. Do twenty.
Nine: [after being told he's a good boy] I'm a different breed, I'm a different man, I'm a different everything. [pointing at Yuri] You ain't built like me–
Melissa: We are going to learn to treat each other with respect and discipline.
Melissa: [looking at the male leads] So shut up and listen, you worthless pieces of trash.
Jack: Women be reading books.
Melissa: And men... don't?
Yuri: No, men can't read.
Nine: I'm not sure what this says but I like the way the letters are shaped!
Yuri: Why has Melissa been making that distant expression all morning?
Yona: She took one of those "Which Character Are You?" quizzes.
Yuri: And...?
Yona: She got Jack.
Kartena: Truth or dare?
Yuri: Dare.
Kartena: I dare you to kiss the hottest person in the room.
Yuri: Hey, Ian?
Ian: [smirking to himself] I knew you couldn't resist my-
Yuri: Can you move? I'm trying to get to Melissa.
Ian:
Melissa: I got Jake a little teddy bear with a message inside.
Melissa: [hands the stuffie to Yona] Check what happens when you press its arm.
Yona: [presses the bear's arm]
Bear: You're adopted.
I hope this brought you some amusement!
