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Jaune & Ren With Salem

A/n: don't ask why I pick this well I want to do it for a long time

Warning: it contains swearing, sexy things ( like you know what it is if you guys watch the show p**ty & stocking with garterbelt, and other things I forgot things) also it would things up

I suggest who are under age you need to leave please just leave

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Fae: ok guys I'll show you something but there is some huge warnings it contains swearing and any other inappropriate things

Everyone looked at each other and look back

Fae: if you want the innocent people stay innocent they will be at the other room

The innocent people went to the other room

Fae: ok the show is about Jaune Ren and Salem

Salem : wait why me?

Fae: oh... You will learn something... *looks away* anyway I'll start now

Narrator: The city of Vale lived under the dark spirits darkness invaded the city

Images shows the city covered in dark mist and another image shows dark monster was about to attack people

Yang: they look gross than grimm

Coco: agree to that

Salem: they look very different from grimm

Narrator: but not for two angels will have save the day!

The image shows two dark figures while their eyes glown

Neptune: this is going to be exciting

A dog run around like crazy above the clouds the thunder hits the dog

Velvet: oh no! Is the dog ok?!

Fae: oh don't worry he's fine *coughed and mumbled* even if he is a dead zombie

Velvet: what?

Fae: nothing! Continue

The door was opened it shows Salem in her normal human form she is a nun. She grabbed a hammer and smashed it on the dog making the dog spit out something she looked closely at the letter

Ozpin: that's disturbing and disgusting

Salem: shut up! And hey I'm normal now * she pointed at her nun self*

A huge ring come from the church alongside with a sound of a giant bell

The first one shows a bedroom. The girl was woke up naked in shocked from the sound of the ringing beside her shows a tall blond guy with tattoos in his body woke up but he didn't care. The girl started to freaking out " woah what's that noise?!" she screamed

Yang: woah! Is that vomit boy and he is with a girl?! Did they did a thing?!

Jaune: I have tattoos....

Saffron: no! Jaune is not allowed to have tattoos

Coco: I didn't knew Jaune slept with a girl on his bed

The second one shows another bedroom. A boy who was woke up from his slumber but he ended up laying back down on his bed

Nora: look! It's you Ren!

Ren: I know Nora... Since when I became a lazy...

At the front we saw Salem standing at the center alongside with a dog. A huge couch was dropped in front of her