"Hey Wolsey, look what I found in my looker" Thomas said to Wolsey, holding a piece of paper. "Wow. Paper." Wolsey said sarcastically. Thomas glared at him "no it's a love letter. Look what it says" Thomas then handed him the paper. Wolsey read it, then stared at a part for a minute, confused.
"This person...wants to kiss your...pritty duckys?" Wolsey said, then looked back at Thomas, who shrugged. "Guess my duckys are nice" he said and looked at his arms, flexing them. Wolsey gave him a blank look "Thomas, you're an idiot." "Why?"
"Thomas, what do you think it means when it says 'duckys'?"
"My muscles."
"That's not what it means."
"Well what does it mean?"
"Your boobs, you idiot."
As soon as Wolsey finished, there was a pause. Thomas then looked at his chest and smirked confidently "I am pretty busty" he said. "No you're not, you moron" Wolsey said "besides...you're an A cup at best." He finished as Thomas glared at him "Now was that really necessary?!"
The two continued to fight over Thomas's bra size until Henry got there. Even then, they didn't notice him there at first.
"What are you two arguing over?" Henry asked, causing the two to look at him and becoming silent. "I got a love letter in my locker and Wolsey said my chest is a size A" Thomas said, handing Henry the letter.
Henry skimmed it quickly and looked back at Thomas "Don't you think its possible this wasn't for you? You don't even have duckys!" Henry said. "See, Thomas? Henry agrees you're flat chested." Wolsey said as Thomas glared at him. "That wasn't his point-" the two continued to argue, leaving Henry in his thoughts.
'I'm so glad i didn't put Anne's name on it...but I wish they didn't see that...' Henry thought to himself, feeling embarressed that his two friends read his love letter. 'At least they're not smart enough to realize I wrote it'
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High school Henry VIII x Anne Boleyn Crackfic
FanfictionThird year Anne Boleyn had everything going for her; she was smart, beautiful, and confident. However, things were different when she started talking to Henry Tudor. Something was different about him compared to other boys. She wanted him and he bad...
