Facts About Me

Ok, so before I officially publish one of my stories, I thought, "Hey, why not make a Get To Know The Author type of story." Well, I did make one. Facts About Me. If you're interested, here ya go.

1: I wish my name was Lilly. Lilly isn't my real name. I don't really like my real name. It doesn't fit in.

2: I'm a Tsundere. I don't really express my feelings that well unless I'm reallllly really close to a person.

3: I'm a tomboy. It's gotten to the point where my mom's like, "Ok, just go ahead and say you're a lesbian." It's not that I'm a lesbian, It's just that I don't like really girly things.

4: I'm pansexual. You might not care, but yeah, I'm pansexual. I actually like a girl and a guy right now. The only guy I talk to my friends about though is Noiz. xD

5: If I could dye my hair any color, I'd dye it white. Like, I'd love to walk around with white hair. I'd get some blue contacts and be like, "I'm the female Jack Frost!"

6: My dream job is a Realtor. Ok lets get real lol. The only reason I want to be one, Is because my mom is one, she gets good pay, and she meets lots of Asian men.

7: I used to play Basketball and Soccer. I was a Point Guard in BasketBall and a Defender in Soccer.

8: I am a successful pianist that plays by ear. I've never taken piano lessons, but I'm surprisingly good at playing by ear! Like, I can play just about any song by hearing it. I'm gonna start taking lessons though lol.

9: I'm learning to play piano, guitar, and violin. I already own a piano and guitar, now I just need a violin.

10: I flirt with everyone. This is one of the reasons people think I'm bi or gay lol. I will flirt with anything that walks. Jk, but the reason I do it, is because I like to charm people to cheer them up. People think I'm a pervert though. T_T

11: I have a potty mouth. I get smart with EVERYONE. I mostly mess with my mom though because its funny. She says I'm a butt and that I'm a bully. I also cuss a lot.

12: I'm short. Ok, I'm like so pissed because I still have a few years left to grow but people keep saying I wont get any taller! I drink milk everyday at school so whats the problem!?

13: I'm self-consious. I can't ever talk to a person without thinking, "OH MY GOD IS THERE A BOOGER IN MY NOSE!? IS MY MAKEUP OK!? DOES MY BREATH SMELL!? AM I TOO DAMN UGLY!?" You get the point right?

14: I hate when people stare at me. Ok, I think thats everyone. Ever just look up and someones just staring deep into your soul? It makes me so uncomfortable especially when little kids do it. So, I found a solution. Stare at em until they look away or make a face at em.

15: I'd like to be a comedian. I like making people laugh. I hate to see people sad. All my friends call me hilarious.

16: I get paranoid very easily. You can show me a picture of slenderman and I'd see him everwhere in my imagination.

17: I have a weird imagination. I can literally make something, out of nothing. Thats mostly because I need glasses and I can't see worth a crap. My eyes like to play tricks on me. I saw a tree in the dark and I went, "OMG SLENDERMAN! Oh wait...its a tree."

18: If I was reincarnated, I'd want to come back as a Korean male. Mostly because I'm a tomboy, but I'd want to be Korean because I can sing and dance and I'd be in a Kpop band.

19: I'm a smooth talker. I'm a Libra, so I'm naturally charming and I know a lot about romance. Here's one of my lines to get a lady. Fellas, watch how a playa does it. Ladies, how would you feel if this was said to you? "I'm not one of those guys who want one thing and one thing only. I'm the type of guys who wants to find a woman to be commited to. I want to wake up to your face every morning, taste those lips ever day of my life when I can, and tell you how much I love you. I wanna hold on to you, never let you go, watch you fall into my arms. I want to express my feeling when we make love, not have sex. I wanna take my time, and show you how much I love you and how much you mean to me. Let me spend my check on you to buy you what you want and what you need. Cause to me girl, you'd be my main priority." Hehehe yeahhhhh.

20: I laugh when someone hits me. Mostly, its just my older sister who does it, but when I get hit in the face or something I laugh. She slapped me one time and I was laughing so hard I peed on myself. I was younger though.

Well, thats all I wanted to do. Lemme know what you though! Until next time, see ya.

-Lilly