I'm The hokage

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" Come in" Naruto was trying to defeat every kage's worst nightmare.... Paper work.

" Hi hokage We were coming back from our mission when we ran into your pass selves." Mirai explained.

" Naruto you better have that paper work done before 5 o clock because Im no-" Shikamaru was about to threaten the hokage till he saw smaller versions of everyone he knew. " What did you do?"

" Why do you think it was me?" Naruto said. He was pretty tired of having all the villages problems blamed on him. " Because every time there's a problem it was usually your fault" Shikamaru said.

" Well it wasn't me this time and for the last time Shikamaru that ramen incident was an accident. How was supposed to know it would explode?!" Naruto said.

"What ever."

" Anyway how did you guys get here?" Naruto said. Leave it to Naruto to answer the question.

" Well you see our dads decided they need a girlfriend so they met our moms and - OW!" Naruto was smacked by sakura. " IDIOT THATS NOT WHAT HE- I mean you... This is very confusing and to answer the question we dunno." Sakura said.

"HAHAHAHA KIT YOUR YOUNGER SELF IS FUNNY NEXT TIME LET HIM FINISH"

'That's IF younger sakura doesn't kill him or me or... AHHH THIS IS CONFUSING' Naruto thought.

Everyone looked at Naruto. " Who are you talking to?" Sasuke asked. " Oops did I say that out loud?" Naruto said. " But anyway were gonna have to- OHHH HINATA YOUR HERE" Hokage Naruto said once he saw hinata. Shikamaru sighed and muttered 'Where's Sakura when you need her.' " I'M SO GLAD YOUR HERE." Naruto grabbed hinata and pulled her into a hug. Hinata fainted. " AHHH HINATA ARE YOU OK QUICK SHIKAMARU GET A DOCTER GET SAKURA GET ANYONE!!!!" Naruto panicked and neji started panicking when he saw him do nothing. " Sheesh you idiot you scared her. And would you look at the time its 5 o clock I'm gonna leave before Temari gets mad again. C'mon Shikadai" Shikamaru then pushed a button and left with his son. After he left Sasuke came in with Sarada.

"Would kill you to actualy do the paperwork so I can spend time with my daughter with out being called. Or even better GROW. A. BRAIN!" Sasuke said. "Papa who are they?" Sarada pointed to the weird but familiar group of people. Sasuke looked at the weird but familiar group of people. Then looked at Hokage Naruto. " What did you do?" Sasuke said. " Why does everyone assume it was me? I DID NOTHING!!" Naruto said. Because he screamed hinata woke up. " YAY HINATA YOUR OK SORRY I DIDNT MEAN TO SCARE YOU!" Naruto said. Hinata fainted. Again. " AHHHHHH SOMEONE GET A DOCTER!!!" Sarada covered her ears and Sasuke face palmed.

" Here you hold her" Hokage Naruto gave Naruto hinata. " CHHAAAAAAAA" Sakura and ino came into the office and hit Naruto's head. "MOM" Inojin and Sarada ran to their respected mothers. " W-why d-did y-you hit me" Naruto said from the floor. " You were too loud." Sakura said. " We could here you from the flower shop which may I add is all the way across town." Ino said.

" I'm going to leave now. yo coming sensai?" Chocho looked at her sensai. " Sure why not." Mirai and chocho left the scene. While all this was going on Sasuke looked at his older self. " Why. Why her of all people?" Sasuke asked. " Lets face it she's less annoying than Karin." Sasuke said. "True"

The others were now against the wall eating popcorn because... well this was like a comedy film in real life.

" Dad stop yelling Mom Is getting real worried and is about to come and drag you out the office." Boruto said. He saw Hinata in younger Naruto's arms. " AHHHHHH WHAT HAPPENED TO MOM?!" Boruto panicked. " CHHAAAA" Boruto was smacked by Sarada. "But why?" Boruto said. " Because your to loud." Older Sakura was tearing up. " Oh my darling child has finally used her strength for the reason she was given it." Sakura said wiping a tear from her eyes. " Boruto! Naruto! what's wrong!" Hinata and Himawari came in. Hinata saw doubles of everything and fainted. " AHHHHH MOM/HINATA!!!" Boruto and Naruto ran up to Hinata.

The said doubles were now bored and fell asleep. "HEY DONT GO TO SLEEP ON ME-TTEBAYO" Younger Naruto said. Of course they ignored him so Naruto put hinata on the ground and fell asleep with the said doubles. Himawari saw neji and smiled. " Uncle Neji!!" Himaware said. "No Tenten leg warmers bad!" Neji woke up. His statement woke everyone else up. When neji gained his common sense back he realized she said uncle then glared at Naruto. " Dont look at me" Naruto said. He really didn't want to be 64-palmed.

"How hard is it to keep quiet I cant concentrate on my clouds" Shikamaru said. " I thought you were gonna keep Temari from killing you" Ino said. " Well I have a clone doing my house work" Shikamaru said. Just then he felt a lot of killer intent behind him. Everyone hid behind the hokage's desk and watched in fear.

"Is it so hard to come in person? Is it? Are you really that lazy!?" Temari said unleashing all her fury and hit Shikamaru out the window like baseball. " Are you gonna fix that?" Hokage Naruto said. Temari slowly turned towards him. " Im gonna take that as a no." Naruto said and went back under the desk.

Well Temari was still mad so she went to Suna to beat up Kankaru.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOO MORE PAPER WORK!" NARUTO WENT UP TO THE WINDOW. " CURSE YOU SHIKAMARUUUUUUUUU!" Naruto yelled out the window. Inojin and Sarada covered their ears and Sakura and Ino put on their killer intent.

THE FOLLOWING PARTS ARE EXCRUTIATING FOR ANY READER TO BARE. SO WE JUST GONNA DO THE MOST RESPOSIBLE THING AND SKIP THIS CONTENT. (YES Kuruma said this)

The whole ninja world was destroyed by Ino and Sakura. They were still busy beating the ramen out of both Naruto's. The said doubles were really scared so they forced the jonin into creating a jutsu to get back to their time. Naruto was left behind and the show decided to change the name from Naruto to Sasuke and from Boruto to Sarada.

THE END

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