"HELL YEAH! I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE SOME COSPLAYER TITTIES!"
Life was not great at the moment. The day started out just fine. Y/N was going to go have a nice day at the Kuoh Anime Convention, escape from reality and the burdens of life.
But now that was not possible. Instead, his parents forced him to take along his little brother and his friends, which are now shouting about titties.
Atleast shout about thighs or ass. Those are way better than tits. Uncultured pigs. Y/N just shakes his head and sighs, while looking at the three peverts. Motohama, the one who can tell a girl's three sizes just by looking at them. That's actually pretty neat.
Matsuda, the guy who can 'allegedly' rape a girl with his eyes. Or so he says.
Then Issei Hyoudou, Y/N's little brother the self proclaimed future harem king and titty enthusiasts. He's single and no female wants anything to do with him. What a shocker. Really, at this point the only thing that could save him is a magical supernatrual gift from God himself or something. Even then, he would find a way to make said gift some type of perverted weapon.
As annoying and flat out stupid Issei can be, he's still Y/N's little brother. Which can get into some pretty... stupid situations at times. Like that one time Issei peeped on a girl and her two brothers tried to beat his ass. Of course Y/N had to step in and defend his brother, AKA, throwing sand in their eyes and kicking them in the dick, before strategically retreating.
Who was it that said chivalry was dead?
Anyways, that's beside the point.
"Y/N! Walk faster! As this rate we'll never see any boobage!" Issei whines, 'encouraging' Y/N to walk faster.
"I'm good. If you're really that exited you can go ahead of me. Trust me, I wouldn't mind."
"Well, you heard him guys!" Motohama cheers before taking off, quickly followed by Matsuda.
Issei looks back at Y/N, giving him a quick wave "Alright, see you later, bro!" He then speeds up, trying to catch up to his two friends, leaving Y/N behind.
Y/N just lets out a sigh of relief, being that now he does not have to deal with the three perverts. Hopefully, not having to deal with them for the rest of the day either. "EXCUSE MEEEEE!!!!!!!" A high pitched feminine voice rings through the air. Y/N looks around confused, until his eyes land on a woman who looks to be in her early twenties, frantically waving her arms while shouting. He looks around, looking for who she's shouting at but there is no one else around.
Eventually, Y/N looks back at her. She finally reaches him and stops in front of him with a huge smile on her face. 'So much for peace and quiet. Atleast she's cute.'
"That outfit! Kazuma from Konosuba, right?" She questions, refering to the green tracksuit Y/N is wearing.
Y/N just looks down at his clothes for a second before nodding "Hell yeah it is. Someone has to rep for Kazuma-sensei, and I figured he's a great character so why not cosplay as him. Are you a fellow Kazuma simp too?"
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Normality (Serafall Leviathan x Male Reader)
FanfictionAfter Sona Sitri brutally (not really) shut down her sister's offer to go to an anime convention, Serafall opts to go alone. Though that is short lived as on the way there, she meets someone who was going to the same convention, Y/N, who also happen...