~Stranger discontinued~

°Chapter 1°

Puppy schlatt! We love to see it~

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I would like to say that I do not write that often and I'm very much half assing my language arts class in school so like can't promise this will be good but I hope it's decent :)

Just a reminder my whole thing is being sleep deprived so don't expect good grammar and shit this is gonna be decent or complete shit so yeah [technically I started and I hate it so far but hey maybe, just maybe, it's readable]

Tw: annoying child, and the brutal slaughtering of pancakes ◉_◉, oh and child abuse I guess 

*Wilbur POV*

"WILBY WAKE UP DAD MADE PANCAKES" my younger brother Tommy yells as he smacks me repeatedly with a pillow, yelling more as he hits me "WILBY GET UP, GET UP, GET UP!!!" "TOMMY-" I shoot up and snatch the pillow from Tommy's hands proceeding to attack the annoying child with it, he of course books it soon after my attack running out my room (Should have added Child abuse to the trigger warning-) another morning with that child and I swear to god I'm not showing mercy next time-

I got up and out of bed and changed out of my pj's, I put on a black crew neck sweater along with some ripped jeans, I lastly put on my red (diarrhea) beanie. I walk out my room and down the stairs, I enter the living room to see Tommy devouring his plate of pancakes on the couch(he said speed 😎) while Techno is in the kitchen drinking a glass of orange juice(I love orange juice just as much as I love monster energy~)having finished his pancakes and putting the plate in the sink. Techno always seemed to beat everyone at the house in anything, despite him being a regular human, he even beats everyone to eating pancakes...

"Wilbur! Glad to see your finally up, sit down I made pancakes!" Dad spoke out with a smile as soon as he saw me. I sat down as he placed a plate of pancakes with a cup of coffee and ate while Tommy went on about how "massive." He was While techno attempted to read and ignore Tommy. Key word "attempted", he ended up throwing the book at Tommy hitting Tommy in the forehead.

"HEY! What was that for!?" Tommy yelled, Techno just picked the book back up and continued reading, slowly walking away to his room leaving me and dad with him. "DADZA TECHNO HIT ME-"

"Tommy what did we talk about?" "Not to annoy techno..." Tommy sighed and walked towards the kitchen (at an above average pace) where me and dad sat.

"Anything big happening today dad? Any new people in the neighborhood?" Tommy said clearly bored out of his god damn mind. "Tommy we live on a mountain that's isolated from practically everyone...why would we have any new people in our "neighborhood" We don't even have people in our neighborhood to begin with!" I tell Tommy as he attempts to steal a bite of my pancakes, I take the fork from his hands rolling my eyes, picking at my food as Tommy continued. "I'm just curious! Never know when something interesting might actually happen...no need to be such a bitch about it.." "Tommy don't call your brother a bitch" dad spoke out
"Yeah not my fault I'm not a morning person"
"Still makes you a bitch" "Ok! That's enough bickering for you two, I need you guys to wash the dishes before I get back, I'm heading into the village!" Dad spoke out as he walked through the living room, towards the door picking up his keys. "Wait! Dad whenever you go to the village it's super boring!" Tommy shouted as he ran to dad.

I personally find it more annoying than boring...but nonetheless boredom is just as torturous as an annoying child bothering you when your trying to write music...it's sweet but seriously hard to get work done when Tommy try's spending time with me when I'm writing.

"can't we just go with you? We're all cooped up in the house all the time, don't get me wrong I love avoiding interactions with other humans but seriously isn't fresh air something we need? I mean Wilbur and Tommy get more annoying by the day I think you should let them be annoying but with other people y'know? It might make us a normal family if we actually talked to people" Techno said after he walked out his room having heard all the ruckus and probably being tired of our shit.
"YEAH WHAT TECHNO SAID, HE'S THE FAVORITE YOU SHOULD LISTEN TO HIM CROW FATHER"
"Tommy I told you before I don't have a favorite." Bullshit. "Besides I'm not sure if it's safe for you guys to go, I mean there's all sorts of dangers...what if one of you gets hurt? It's just not safe" "everything's not safe in your eyes Phil, sometimes you just have to go for it" CumconutPrime- I mean techno spoke out, he had a point, Phil never let us go places or do anything fun at all because he thinks it's too dangerous. I love my family, they're the best, but after years of knowing what to expect from them, it gets boring. The most exciting thing that's ever happened to me is getting to pet a raccoon that ended up in our garbage can overnight, cool night but i could have sworn I heard talk at some point. If that doesn't mean I'm going insane I don't know what does.

"Well would it make you feel better if we didn't leave your side, I mean we should be fine then right? If something happens you'll be close, isn't that safe?" I was desperate to get out the house at this point...if I stay in this house any longer I'm gonna blow something up I swear....

"Yeah come on dad! We promise we won't leave your sight just please let us join you!!" Tommy yelled more determined than ever to convince him to let us go. Phil sighs as the room falls silent for a few seconds.

"Fine...But you guys have to be careful you know they aren't welcoming to anyone who isn't a regular human.."
"YES YOU HEAR THAT WILBY WE'RE FINALLY GONNA GET OUT OF THE HOUSE " Tommy jumped up and down running around. I let out a chuckle, I get up and stop Tommy to ruffle his hair a bit.
"WILLBURRR STOP, I NEED TO LOOK PRESENTABLE!!" Presentable my ass, not like your going to some royal ball or some shit.

We all got ready, hiding anything about us that isn't human. Techno just stood by the door waiting, i eventually stood with him, being able to just turn invisible I didn't really need much. Not like I can go out without being invisible anyways.
"Alright. Everyone ready?" Dad asked having his hand on the handle.
"YEAH NOW LETS GO"
Tommy runs out as soon as he opens the door, jumping and slowly falling back to the ground again and again.
I turn invisible stepping into the sunlight. I looked at the sun invisibly cringing from the brightness of it.

"Alright, let's get going everyone!"
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Word count: 1'113

Wow now I know something else I suck at

Writing ✍️

Anyways remember to drink water, maybe eat something today, and of course remember that sleep is propaganda made by the government so they can mind control authors into killing your favorite character~