"Hello. You're probably wondering why I'm in your house right now, Joel, but that will all be resolved within a few minutes," murmured Vinny. He was holding a slice of garlic bread in one hand, and a bowl of spaghettios in the other. "You see, the way that people on the internet write fanfictions about us is fucking nasty. Since we have a large age difference and are both heterosexual males, it's really weird and I wish it would stop." Joel nods his head in agreement. This is fucking weird.
Joel wonders what any of this has to do with Vinny suddenly appearing at his house. Vinny lives all the way across the Atlantic Ocean, and it's very weird that he would be here without warning. Joel asks him how he got here. "Well, I had to borrow a canoe from the nearby Amish settlements. Then I paddled all the way over here. It wasn't easy, but I managed to do it." Joel slurps on his spicy memes. He is confused.
Vinny suddenly gets up out of Joel's windowsill. Vinny goes over to Joel's toaster and instead of making toast, he puts a bagel in the toaster. That's normal, but who really eats bagels? Joel does, apparently, and that's why he has them in his house. Once the bagel is done, Vinny eats it in one bite and gets his dick stuck in the toaster. His dick burns off and he dies. Joel still doesn't know why Vinny was in his house.
The End
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