Ew Its Carrot Chan

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You woke up bright and early at 7 am. Today was the first day of the student council election. Of course you'd win you're literally perfect however this made you think of the other candidates especially Carrot Chan aka Trump Sama!! Thinking about him made you throw up in your mouth a little 🤢🤮🤮🤮

But Nevermind that human turd. You got out of your bed took a bath then proceeded to do your make up even though you didn't need it because your literally the prettiest homosapien alive and brushed your perfect hair however when you were done you still proceeded to call yourself ugly because you gotta keep yourself humble amirite 🥴😋

You walked downstairs being greeted by your parents and a huge breakfast that consisted of all your favorite foods and a cake that said "Good luck on the election!!!" However you only took a sip of orange juice because you're stupid 🗿 and proceeded to scream "I hate you!!!" to your parents before running out cus gotta keep them humble too 😋👹👹👹

Once you ran out of your five story mansion that your parents let you choose because you're the best child in the world you saw your crush ever since last year Joe Biden Senpai!! ♡ ٩(ˊᗜˋ*)و 。

He looked hella smwexy in his little suit and tie you couldn't help but stare 😩😩😩
"Lord have mercy I'm bout to-"

"Hey y/n channn!" Joey Woey was running up to you waving. Oh my lord did he hear what you just said? Did he catch you checking him out??? Your whole body turned red Periodt get it ig human tomato 😍

Anyways flustered you screamed at him "GO AWAY YOU BAKA!!! ・°°・(>_<)・°°・" And then you dropped kicked him then ran leaving his struggling body groaning on the ground in pain. "I wonder if he likes me" 🧐😳😳😳😳

As soon as you reached your school you met up with your campaign manager Obama because Black Lives Matter or something ✊🏿 ✊🏾✊🏽🙄

You were discussing the posters you made him print out for the election when a orange hand touched your shoulder. You didn't even have to turn around you could already tell who it was from the revolting stench. It was nasty ugly ass stupid musty dusty crusty bitchy human Cheeto puff!!!!!!! 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

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You immediately had the urge to hurl but you managed to say "EEEEW ITS CARROT CHAN!!!" before throwing up into some random kids book bag.





Meanwhile Biden is still laying on the ground begging for someone to help him

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