A Complete Guide to Surviving the Zombie Apocalypse

Introduction

If you're lucky you'll have read this guide before the nightmare-ish event has started, otherwise you will have limited time to take notes, references, and complete the guide. This time limit is determined by 1 of 2 factors. First how long WattPad's servers will remain online, luckily for you 50% of Canada's energy comes from Hydroelectric dams, which don't need much maintenance to continually produce energy, and Secondly how long your power will stay online, I would recommend finding out what power generation method your city uses, if your lucky enough to use hydroelectric, solar, wind, or nuclear power plants you should have some time to complete the guide and take notes. If you are operating on a thermal energy plant you're lucky to have power as is. Regardless I would hurry to finish the guide as you never know when someone might burn down WattPad's servers for fun, or your power grid collapse.

     This guide will offer information into not just surviving the first wave, but people, disease, and building infrastructure for your family/civilization to build off of. If at any time throughout this guide you have to prioritize a set of information due to time shortages, do not continue reading this introduction, instead focus on learning the required information to survive the first outbreak and wing it from there. For those still reading, I must explain that I can only offer a short kindergarten level explanation for each topic as there are so many to cover. In case you lose some notes from the guide, don't worry there's a million ways to skin a cat if you managed to survive the initial outbreak you'll likely be fine as is. 

    The guide will be outlined in 3 main sections, each of which will increase in volume and information density, as you continue reading topics will become more advanced require more abstraction and creativity to implement. This is to increase the speed you can read this guide, as well as to allow me to put more time into substance rather than explanation as those with the highest fitness (a natural selection term describing the likelihood of your survival and reproduction) will be the only ones left. I suspect fitness during the Zombie apocalypse will not be based on looks, confidence, and various other measures, but rather in intelligence, strength, willpower, confidence, and creativity. The 3 main sections will be the initial outbreak survival. The beginning outbreak will be the hardest for me to help you with, as it varies so much with what you have and your exact situation. Secondly survival skills, medicine, tips, tricks and other individual survival tips. the third section will comprised of comfort, infrastructure, and long term fitness.

    This guide sadly cannot cover every contiguous plan. We will focus on zombies we seem most likely to exist. Adapt any plan to fit the scenario you encounter. Finally by reading this guide you accept that the author holds no responsibility to death, zombification, disease, or suffering caused when you followed the guide.