Literally Just Me

fun facts

Fact #1: I can speak both French and English. Le francais est ce que j'utilise ici. Je ne parle pas couramment, mais j'espère être couramment un jour. It's hard to use the accents when typing, so do your best understanding that if you also happen to speak francaise. I put an 'e' at the end of francaise because I'm a girl. If you're a dude, then you take away the 'e'. Yeah, a lot of languages are pretty sexist, that's why I like English. Unfortunately, there're no non-binary versions (not just non-binary but the other ones too {THAT MIGHT SOUND RUDE BUT I DONT KNOW ALL THAT MUCH ABOUT GENDER SINCE I KNOW IM A GIRL AND ALL}) 

Fact #2: I am pansexual. I'll date anyone of any sex as long as they are smart, funny, and are committed. I don't really think I wanna date anyone yet, but I guess I'm open. 

Fact #3: Grammarly is really fucking annoying. It has literally every word that I typed in French underlined red and OMFG ITS ANNOYING AS HELL LIKE HOLY SHIT GRAMMARLY I GET IT YOU DONT KNOW FRENCH. 

Fact #4: I'm learning Japanese. I love Japan, and one day I wanna move there. It was hard to learn French and I heard Japanese is really hard. BUT I AM COMMITTED. I am committed to learn Japanese and then live in Japan and be happy. I already know not to get any big tattoos or they won't let me go into hot springs and stuff, and I already know why there aren't going to be that many trash cans, so now I just need to know the language. 

Fact #5: I have an odd obsession with clothes and shoes, but I don't buy them. I'll just like, fantasize what I might look like in Gucci but I'll never buy the Gucci. One- I can't afford it. Two- I don't actually REALLY want it. I'd rather have some six-dollar Hawks beanie than a pair of YZs. I've been designing t-shirts and stuff recently, but dad says "No you can't get a shirt that says 'Professor Venomous is bisexual and that makes me very happeh' because it's stupid and embarrassing." I mean he's not wrong-

WELL those were my fUn FaCtS so yeah.