My prince (yuki x reader) (fruits basket)

BITCH PLEASE IM FABOULAS

"BITCH PLEASE" shugorae yelled dancing to the spice girls and draging you along to dance "nope not wih out this song" you turned your ipod on to the emo song dancing while the fabulous man beside you laughed and sang along

"Dear Diary,

Mood: Apathetic.

My life is spiralling downward.

I couldn't get enough money to go to the

Blood Red Romance and Suffocate Me Dry concert.

It sucks 'cause they play some of my favorite songs

like "Stab My Heart Because I Love You" and

"Rip Apart My Soul" and of course,

"Stabby Rip Stab Stab".

And it doesn't help that I couldn't

get my hair to do that flippy thing.

Like that guy from that band can do.

Some days, you know...

[Singing]

I'm an emo kid, non-conforming as can be

You'd be non-conforming, too, if you looked just like me

I have paint on my nails and make-up on my face

I'm almost emo enough to start shaving my legs

'Cause I feel real deep when I'm dressing in drag

I call it freedom of expression,

most just call me a fag

'Cause our dudes look like chicks,

and our chicks look like dykes

'Cause emo is one step below transvestite!

Stop my breathing and slit my throat

I must be emo

I don't jump around when I go to shows

I must be emo

I'm dark and sensitive with low self-esteem

The way I dress makes every day feel like Halloween

I have no real problems but I like to make believe

I stole my sister's mascara, now I'm grounded for a week

Sulking and writing poetry are my hobbies

I can't get through a Hawthorne Heights album without sobbing

Girls keep breaking up with me,

it's never any fun

They say they already have a pussy,

they don't need another one

Stop my breathing and slit my throat

I must be emo

I don't jump around when I go to shows

I must be emo

Dye in my hair and polish on my toes

I must be emo

I play guitar and write suicide notes

I must be emo

[Talking]

My life is just a black abyss,

you know, it's so dark.

And it's suffocating me.

Grabbing ahold of me and tightening its grip,

tighter than a pair of

my little sister's jeans

(which look great on me by the way)

[Singing]

When I get depressed, I cut my wrists in every direction

Hearing songs about getting dumped gives me an erection

I write in a live journal and wear thick-rimmed glasses

I told my friends I bleed black and cry during classes

I'm just a bad, cheap imitation of goth

You can read me "Catcher in the Rye", and watch me jack off

I wear skin tight clothes while hating my life

If I said I like girls, I'd only be half right!

I look like I'm dead and dress like a homo

I must be emo

Screw Xbox, I play old school Nintendo

I must be emo

I like to whine and hit my parentals

I must be emo

Me and my friends all look like clones

I must be Eee-Mo

[Talking]

My parents just don't get me, you know.

They think I'm gay just because they saw me kiss a guy.

Well, a couple guys. But I mean, it's the 2000s.

Can't 2 ... or 4 dudes make-out with

each other without being gay?

I mean, chicks dig that kind of thing anyways.

I don't know diary,

sometimes I think you're the only one that gets me,

you're my best friend...

I feel like tacos"

when you looked back to the door kyo and yuki where shocked "oh sh-" before you could cuss kyo picked you up and yuki yelled "that made you hotter" making you blush. you look to shugorae for help but he was dying of laughter on the ground "b-b-itch haha i-im fa-bulous!!!"