geroge, an attractive male who is definitely attractive and hot was sitting in england. he was whore knee and lonley and he needed to relive all the stress that was building in his definitely attractive body. he called up his freind dream, who hotmalegeorge wanted to be more then friends with.
"hey dream" moaned georgie boy
"h-h-h-h-h-hey uwu" whimpered dream, geroge found this very hot so he 🥩🤛🧴 to the noise for a little. once he had finished up he continued what he was saying.
"i am more horney then barry b benson" said georgeunabletobelocated (hot man george was also a youtuber- so multitalented 😩😩😩). geroge continued "and i need to quench my thirst dreamie"
"y-y-y-y-yes georgie" said dream, who also wanted to get it on 🍆🍆🍆 with hotmangeorge. "you can fly down to florida and stay in my very large house that i bought, my net worth is like five mill you know"
george wasnt a gold digger but if you make seven figures a year peppa pigs brother wasn't one to complain. he packed his bags and hopped on the plane.
~~~timeskip uwuuwuwuwuw~~
george hopped off the plane at LAX, looked for dream in his overpriced merch.
"welcome to the land of fame access- think i'm gonna fit in" he asked himself.
soon geroge spotted dream, who had dressed up in a catboy maid outfit just for him.
"your such a baka 😩😩😩🥩🥩" called geroge to dream, and the younger man blushed.
"t-t-t-t-thanks. i'm glad you like it"
"i love it" moaned georgie, he would have beaten his meat and satisfied the butterflies humming in his stomach 🦋🦋🦋 but he was still in an airport. geeoge looked at dram and smiled "let's go home"
the couple (hehehehowoowo see what i did there silly gooses) walked back to dreams fancy car. he had a Maserati just like andrew minyard, unlike andrew minyard it was not bought with stolen mafia blood money provided by his simp. much like andrew minyard dream was sexist and only would fuck women if they let him pee on them. dream suports the glass cealing. dream also wanted to piss on george so he bought a special surprise with his money that he had. he told george this.
"g-g-g-geroge uwu" said dream tentatively, "i bought us something special i'll think you'll like"
george was flattered, his childhood dreams of being a sugar baby slash youtuber slash top slash astronaut slash exotic moon dancer slash alligator were finally coming true. "ypure such a silly silly goose dream, your are so silly 😫😫😫"
-another timeskip hehehheh i can do what i want 😈 hheheheh-
once they finally got back to dreams very large house and took their shits that they had been holding inside their uteruses dream brought gogy upstairs for his secret surprise gift. he led him through a secret room.
"this gift was very expensive, i-i-i hope you like it" dream stuttered
george uncovered his attractive eyes and gasped- "why did you bring me a shit coloured couch"
"oh george you silly colourblind baka goose, it's a strawberry couch, the couch with no gag reflex. the strawberry couch can take it till it sags"
"wow" george said, " i have a couple ideas of what to do on it", he started to pull out his saucy manpickle
- to be continued-
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(for all you silly bakas reading here's a picture of the hot af 🥵 strawberry couch smirk isn't it so sexy)
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