Oli London X Ed Sheeran

Pregnantee

Oil wakes up after Ed and he had love and finds out that he is PREGANTEEE.

 Oil had to HIDE the fact that he is pregnant but then................ *

dramatic ass fucking pause* 

Ed Sheeran told oil that he went for milk... Oli gave birth to Kylee Jenner... she of course never knew who her father was because Oli had a scar on his heart that would never leave like that annoying pimple on your toe

. THEN.. AFTER YEARS OF LOOKING ED FINALLY FOUND KIM KARDASHIANS GLOW GLOW GLOW MILK FROM JAMES CHARLES AND MADE HIS 7-YEAR-OLD CHILD KYLEE JENNER DRINK IT HE TOLD HER HE IS HER LONG LOST FATHER...

 Oli was not happy and of course, he had to argue with him "Why didn't you tell me about her??" Said Ed "You know what happens when Korean Kpop Japanese female singer tells a guy he's pregnant from him!" 

Oli shouted after Ed "we've been together for so long! You should have known I wouldn't leave!" Ed said with a sadly Brocken tone. 

"Then why did you leave?!?!". Oli was in tears looking at his past lover that became his fucking enemy 😔. "I went to buy our child milk........THE BEST ONE!" said Ed Sheeran with sadness in his eyes 👀 "WHY TF YOU DIDNT TELL ME" SCREAMed oli. 

"I forgot to do that babe, 😉" said Ed in a flirty voice (I honestly want to shoot myself with Kylee Jenners lipstick that James Charles ate) "oh okay baba grill I forgive you 😉😉😉😉" then! 

Kylee enters the room and starts to twerk on the table with her bestie Kendal.

Thank you dosh (JOHN) for writing this chapter 🤪