Soarsia was gay. Gayer then the devil himself. Like seriously there isn't a gayer person alive I mean she was like proper Into girls
Barry was also gay.like super into male bees. Like he was also in love with mop
But one day they both decided to go to a gay night club.whilst looking around the club for a new girl to take home for the night(she was like a rlly big player,like a bigger player than a guy named Chad). Anyway so she was looking but then she saw him.
She was speachless. He was so sexy like the sexiness of Lauren's hair but even sexier.
So she made a plan and decided to make herself known to him
She walked up to him and accidentally spilt her drink over him
"Omg I'm so sorry. Clumsy little me didn't look where I was going,please let me help you clear it up"
He was ecstatic,this was his chance to make her scream
"That's ok"he said"let's go to the bathroom to clear it up" *wink
Whilst walking to the bathroom they decided to ask the all important question
"So Barry are you straight"
"No I'm gay but u make me straighter than a ruler,what about you,are u straight"
"No I'm the gayest lesbian to ever live,like what do u expect I watch the umbrella academy"
They both thought about how hot and kinky they were after that
Once they get to the bathroom he couldn't take it anymore so he slammed her right into the wall and started to kiss her neck like a hot vampire
"Oh daddy more"
He got so turned on after she spoke those words. So he pushed her into a stall and locked the door
"Ok baby girl I'm going to make u come"
So he went to work on her
She was so close and then he had a heart attack and died
"Barry wtf you are the worst fuck I've ever had"
So with that she left but jumped off a building because she was so mortified she slept with him
