sofia wrote over her last homework assignment. she put the pencil down, finally done for the day.
"i'm finally done 😀😀 now I can obsess over Zendaya for a few hours."
sofia turned on Netflix, but was interrupted by a notification on her phone.
"yo, wtf is that." sofia thought
the notification read "CANCEL CLEAN VIDEOS FOR CLEAR SKIN."
"brooo what did I do to get cancelled 😐😐😐" sofia said, clearly annoyed and confused.
sofia opened discord to try and talk about it with her server, but before she could even type a message, a group of people began to spam "CANCEL CLEAN, CANCEL CLEAN, CANCEL CLEAN."
sofia was surprised at how quickly her "fans" had turned on her.
"why am i being cancelled? " she said to herself.
a simple chant grew louder outside of her house.
"UR CANCELLED, CLEAN"
shocked and scared, she ran to her window, finding a huge crowd of people, all screaming the same thing.
"UR CANCELLED, CLEAN"
"HOW TF DID THEY FIND OUT WHERE I LIVE?" sofia screamed.
"THERE SHE IS! AT THE WINDOW" Milo The Trash Pile shouted.
sofias heart races as the crowd stops shouting, and then begins to sing a song in unison
we don't want your lettuce,
we don't want your fruit
we just wanna eat burgers
and party on loop
we care about animals,
we really do
but you didn't have to go
and kill ty did you?
unsub, unsub
that's what we're gonna do,
because you killed the hottest person in your friend group
you're not clean,
you're not clean,
yeah, you're cancelled
he didn't want your lettuce
he didn't want your fruit
he just wanted a burger
and to party on loop
you're not clean,
you're not clean,
yeah you're cancelled,
yeah you're cancelled,
yeah yeah you're cancelled.
And your sister is...
better than you!
"oh, sh**, " sofia whispers, grabbing the baseball bat she practices kissing on. "they found out i killed ty (the hottest person to ever live) for eating Burger King."
Milo The Trash Dump grabbed a big white megaphone and began to yell towards sofia's home.
.
"we don't want to live in fear. we should be able to eat Burger King if we wanna!" Milo The Turd Collector said. the rioters screamed in agreement.
"hell, i wanna eat McDonalds too. " Milo The Doodoo Stain continued. "we aren't gonna stan a murderer. so what are we gonna do instead?"
"CANCEL HER." The crowd said, raising torches and signs of hate toward sofia.
"i've got to get out of here." sofia said, stuffing a backpack with clothes and food.
she jumped out of the window in the back of her house, just before Milo The Garbage Eater broke her window to find her.
"she's gone." Milo The Walking Litter Shard announced, defeated.
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
(laterrrr)
(credits to crafty obviously)
sofia stops as she sees the turtle walking down the street.
the turtle starts walking towards her.
"hi" the turtle says as he goes to shake her hand. "my names carl."
"o-oh," sofia says hesitantly, "m- my names sofia."
"i recognized you from your discord... and your youtube. i'm not a fan of you. at all. " carl says.
"what?" sofia says, shocked as she has over 200 million subscribers and is one of the most successful youtubers out there.
"yeah... remember that jordan person?... that was me. and scart. and silver. i wanted you absolutely gone."
"o-oh. lets go to my apartment... for some tea; we can talk this out."
carl and sofia walked to her apartment without speaking a word.
"so um, why do you want me gone?" she asked.
"you were the perfect youtuber. everyone adored you. i wanted that too." carl said.
"well- lets go to my room... to work things out."
they quickly walk to her room.
"why are we here?" carl said.
with a smirk on her face, she pinned carl down as she slowly unbuttoned his shirt.
"WHAT- NO. wait.. yes." carl said as she unbuttoned his clothes.
they started hugging... or was it-
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Zaddy Carl: The Musical
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