whitty x ruv (cut me some slack it's my first story also my made up au)

kicked from the church on to the alleyways

(ruv's pov) the day after me and sarvs battle with the horny blue-haired 12-year-old    

 we were called into the priest's office when we got there we sat down and I asked what was wrong he said that he had seen Sarv's demon form and said to both of us take our belongings and leave his church immediately he said that he didn't want a demon and someone whos covering up for a demon in the house of the lord I said okay it was like hell here anyways sarv said that she would gladly leave we packed our things and stole a couple of million dollars cause this church was filthy rich somehow we didn't get caught stealing the money and then we were on our way we walked into the alleyways sarv said she was going to go to buy some groceries she said to me stay put ok I nodded then my eyes were following her until she was out of sight then I was about to chill and listen to music but all of I heard an awful scream it was like an out of tune electric guitar fucked an old crusty banjo that was also out of tune so my first instinct was to check it out so I causausly peeked my head around the corner to see that fucking horny blue haired 12 year old and a fuck 9 foot bomb!? and his eyes were changing between shapes every picosecond once I was out of a state of shock I sprinted up to the horny 12-year-old grabbed him and just chucked him like a football against the brick wall when he hit the wall he passed out the giant bomb walked up to me he was surprisingly hot the moment I looked at his face I turned blue, yeah my blood is blue I turned so blue I passed out when I woke up it felt warm someone was playing with my hair it was that bomb guy as soon as he saw I was up he stopped he said good morning ruv how did you sleep?