*the body has been discovered shit thing plays*
"Huh..?" Monokuma was confused, normally he was the one to play that announcement. He sounds of someone chewing were coming out the speaker "do you know where I can get some duff beer" it was homer Simpson, Monokuma was glad it was only just a false alarm and that the love of his life sonic the hedgehog was still alive.
Luigi was annoyed
"How the fuck should I get rid of this hedgehog?"
Monokuma ran up towards Sonic at a speed, he jumped, did a spin on the air and landed on Luigis face. Monokuma dug his claws into Luigis face and watched the pink blood drip, Monokuma obviously felt bad for doing this but anything to protect sonic.
Sonic was on the floor, and he was wounded. Monokuma had to quickly go into the dark web and buy a super big sexy cool muscles potion. After 3 minutes ed sheeran arrived at he door with the potion and Monokuma drank it. He immediately got stronger, without a thought he ran up to sonic, grabbed him, and ran to the nurses office.
They were greeted by Suzy Sheep, the nurse at the school. Suzy felt like throwing up, the worst injury they'd seen had been someone getting a cricket bad stuck up their ass, so this was very new to her.
Monokuma lay sonic onto a bed, which had covers saying 'I love milfs'.for hours Suzy was messing with sonic with nursy things and stuff. When all hope was lost sonic said 'gotta go fast zaddy ughh' and woke up.
Monokuma felt so happy he literally pissed all over the floor in happiness. Suzy screamed at him but it didnt really matter to him, Sonic was okay.
"Hey monokuma?" Sonic said
"What is it my little hedgehog🤤🤤🤤" Monokuma replied
"Well the thing is-"
