Request from ao3 :)
quick note! Most of these characters, I haven't watched many streams of and will most likely not act like there streaming selves!
TW: Bad eating habits, sickness :), Non accurate throwing up cause im too dumb too make it accurate ;)), overall just not accurate actually- :))
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Dream had invited the whole SMP too a giant dinner, located in a field he had just recently found.
This is what led to Ranboo now petting some rabbits that came up too him, while hesitantly biting into some sausage rolls.
(shh i couldn't think of any other meats,, i wanna make ranboo eat rabbit meat now brb)
The rabbits soon ran off as others approched, more specifically: Tubbo, Dream and Philza. (can i go a chapter without including philza minecraft? HAHA) They sat beside him, eating some cooked rabbit. He looked at the rabbit and felt himself almost be sick, clearly though they thought he wanted some.
"You want some, Ranboo?" Dream asked, offering some too him.
Ranboo, not sure what to say, nodded. He could throw it up later or something, he was planning too anyway, he wasn't sure if he could even digest the meat he'd eaten earlier.
He swallowed the rabbit, ignoring the feeling of eating his own kind coming with it. Ranboo began to talk with the 3. Soon grabbing his cup of water and downing it in one go, wanting to rid the taste of meat from his mouth.
"You need more water?" Tubbo asked, giggling at how much he just drank.
Ranboo, feeling the bile in his throat, quickly swallowed it down and replied with a quick. 'Nah, I think I'll head home.' and waved goodbye to the 3, heading towards the arctic. Luckily the meal was close to his home or he may have just threw up on the floor.
Quickly heading into his bathroom, Ranboo leant over the toilet and threw up into it. After a few minutes he was finished and leant against his wall, Wiping his mouth with a towel nearby.
He couldn't be bothered getting changed or cleaning up the sick at the moment, quickly collapsing onto his bed and passing out.
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A few minutes after Ranboo had left, Tubbo had joined into one of the other few groups. Leaving Philza and Dream to talk too each other.
"Should we check on Ranboo later? He looked kind of sick when he left," Dream asked, voice laced with worry.
"Why don't you come back too the arctic with me and Techno and we check on him in the morning?" Phil asked, clearly worried but more calm.
"Alright!" Dream replied, clearly more calmed by that.
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When Ranboo woke up, his body ached and he felt way too warm. Quickly throwing his blankets off of him self. He lay there for a few minutes before trying to stand, having to hold onto the wall too stop himself from falling over.
Ranboo stood there for a second before feeling as if he was about to throw up, quickly rushing to the bathroom. He wrinkled his nose at the smell of bile already there, before quickly leaning over the toilet and throwing up into it.
He leant his head on the toilet seat (ew) enjoying the coldness of it on his face. Ranboo heard a knock on his door and tried to stand, soon falling as he had nothing too hold onto.
Ranboo held onto the wall as he tried to stand, wiping his mouth with the towel once again and stumbling down the stairs. He grabbed a glass of water before heading to the door taking a sip from his glass as he opened it.
"Hi." He greeted, not having enough energy too say anything else.
"Jesus Ranboo, are you sick? You look dead, no offence." Dream exclaimed.
"Just 'ired, don't worry," he replied, downing the glass of water.
"You don't think we believe that, right?" Phil asked, worried.
"It's pretty obvious your sick, Ranboo." Dream said, going into the house and dragging Ranboo upstairs, despite his half-hearted protests. Phil soon following behind.
(ok ok im going a timeskip idk what you say i cannot write this kinda stuff well HAHA)
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"Ranboo you gotta eat," Dream spoke.
"I think theirs some left over rabbit stew (haha torture the charactersss), I can go grab some?" Phil suggested (torture the characterrrrrrsssssssss)
As soon as Ranboo heard those words, he felt as if he was going to be sick again, quickly shaking his head.
"Why not?" One of them asked him.
Ranboo mumbled something, before pointing to his floppy ears, which were forming into a more rabbit like shape. They quickly understood, not before realising that rabbits were, infact, vegetarian, and he had eaten any meat he was given, plus the rabbit too.
"oh. Ranboo why didn't you tell us?" Dream asked, Philza soon adding on how he was a bird hybrid and how that meant he couldn't eat certain things.
"Guess I just didn't find the right moment to tell you, but hey! I won't do it again, ok?" Ranboo said.
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I forgot this book existed,, and I know nothing about sickness so hey, might not be accurate :,)
Have a goodday :)
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