~~Myf's POV~~
Hello! This is Myf!
You're just in time because Andy Lee and I are hosting a toy making charity.
"Ella? You call this a teddy bear? It looks like a pile of fluffy vomit" said Andy to Ella Hooper.
"Just be glad she didn't glue her safety scissors to her hand" I said.
"Now keep in mind. The toys you're making will be donated to needy children next Christmas. So we don't wanna see any coupons for "free kisses" like last year" said Andy.
"Hey, mates. Check this out" said Toni Lamond.
Her new "toy" was a robot on wheels with a saw blade on the front.
"Why would you build a toy with a spinning saw blade?" I said.
"Because you have to be twenty one to rent a flamethrower" said Toni.
Andy and I were terrified.
"Time to wreck the halls" said Toni.
She turned on her robot and the saw blade sliced a stuffed puppy in half.
And then she steered it toward a gingerbread house I made.
"Not my gingerbread house! There is an innocent gumdrop family in there" I said.
Toni steered the robot right at my gingerbread house and knocked it off the table.
"No! This is horrible! They had their whole lives ahead of them. What do you have to say for yourself?" said Andy.
"May they rest in pieces" said Toni.
Then she ate the head off of one of the gumdrop people.
What was going on with Toni?
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How Toni Stole Christmas
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