It is 12:34 AM Barbie is currently in her big PINK king sized bed writing a document on how amazingly rich and beautiful she is.
"I wonder where the fuck Ken is, he's usually home from work by now." Barbie says in an angelic tone.
Barbie then hears the big PINK door from downstairs open continued with footsteps heading closer to the bedroom....
it gets quiet until Ken kicks the door down reveling him and.. Shrek both making out eyes closed not knowing that Barbie was literally right there watching.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, KEN HOW COULD YOU?!" Barbie screams out crying. Shrek and Ken then soon stop making out hotly open their eyes and sheepishly look at Barbie,
"B-b-b-baby bear it's not what it looks like we were just uhm- demonstrating on how to avoid-!"
"IVE SEEN ENOUGH DIPSHIT GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY BEAUTIFUL PINK MANSION WITH THAT LITERAL ABOMINATION, WERE DONE!!!!!!!!!!!111!1!!11" Barbie yells
Ken and Shrek soon then scurry on out of barbies 100000000000000000 dollar mansion with no regrets.
Barbie soon starts crying and pissing blood everywhere because she's so sad shocked depressed (and hot) her annoying ass sisters soon walk into her room then an air plain crashed into the house and they all die but no one is sad because no one liked one
224 words yayy
