ACAB

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Simon Cowell was arrested for identity fraud. Y/N is a seggc police officer. Acab except your.
weewooweewoo police car go by.
He stop at police station.
"I just wanted to let Y/N know, you have great boobs," he informs Y/N cutely.
"Thank you, carry on." She says, susy.
I don't think we're in Kansas anymore silly goose.
Y/N: so, Mr. Cowell..... who's identity did you fraud :0
Simon Vowel: ur mom.
He rips off his suit that kinda looks like the one my math teacher wears to reveal a green hoodie and messy white hair with pink ends.
he bites his lip like this:

 he bites his lip like this:

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Simon Cowell: H..hagime...
Y/N: Simon....
"Simon says... die"
"Nonono" retorts Y/N, "I'm a sexy police officer I have nice books"
Y/N grabs a wand and POOF there is a new object here.
"WHAT DO YOU HAVE????" Simon asked hotly.
"A NIFE"

NO

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