my brother is a nerd

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So my brother had typed the best thing we've heard from the game boarderlands.
Specifically boarderlands 2.

"Argh, this is so frustrating. Y'see, this is what I don't get about you bad guys. You know the hero's gonna win, but you just don't die quickly. Example: this one guy in New Haven, right? City's burning, people are dying left and right, yadda yadda yadda. This jackhole rushes me with a spoon. A fricking spoon! And I'm dying laughing, right? So I scoop out his stupid little eyeballs with it, and his kids are all, waaahh!, and, he can't see where he's going, he's bumping in to stuff, and ah... I don't know, maybe you had to be there. The moral is: you're a total bitch."

-handsome jack-

I cant explain how god funny this is and honestly it's better heard then read. Give a listen when you can it's funny as hell.

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⏰ Last updated: Jan 24, 2022 ⏰

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