fem sasuke x naruto

Alternate ending

Naruto: *kurama voice and eyes and crying* dont talk about my mother like that or you will never see the next day of your life. *teleports to minato's head* well dad it happened again i finally thought i found the one but its ok ill take menma and buy another house. *wipes tear*

*timeskip*

Naruto: phew, finally done it was easier because of kage bunshins/shadow clones anyways time to feed menma

Menma: daa daa maa maa *makes cute baby noises*

Naruto: *saddens when menma says mama* hey menma want some food? Here comes the airplane!

Menma: *laughing and cooing and gurgling*

*meanwhile*

Kiyomi: hey kiba-kun wanna go back to where we left

Kiba: yeah babe

*they both start smashing with condom*

*time skip to the next day*

Anbu: uzumaki-namikaze sama hokage sama is calling you

Naruto: yeah yeah im coming
*teleports to the top of the hokage office* what is today baa chan? Why are there so many people here?

Tsunade: naruto did you forget that today you will become the hokage?!

Naruto: oh wait hokag- WAIT HOKAGE I TOTALLY FORGOT anyways im here so give me the hat will ya

Tsunade: yeah i will but first wait. CITIZENS OF KONOHAGAKURE NO SATO/ HIDDEN LEAF VILLAGE TODAY WE ARE HERE TO INTRODUCE YOU GUYS TO THE 6TH HOKAGE WHO IS THE SAVIOUR OF THE WORLD AND THE ONE AND ONLY PERSON WHO DEFEATED A BIJUU AT THE AGE OF 12 I PRESENT TO YOU UZUMAKI-NAMIKAZE NARUTO!

Villagers and shinobi/ninja except kiyomi and kiba:wooooooo naruto sama

Fangirls: *blushes* naruto-senpai!!

Naruto:ohayo (goodmorning) *waves his hand*

Tsunade: *gives him the hat*
This is your rokudaime hokage (6th hokage)

Naruto: granny i gotta go menma is waiting for me he is probably hungry

Tsunade: bye naruto see you later

Naruto: *teleports their* hey menma how are you did you miss me buddy?

Menma: *gurgling and cooing* dada *starts crying*

Naruto: aww is little menma hungry its ok i will feed you

*time skip to after he feeds menma*

Naruto: menma do you want to go to the hokage with me ?

Menma: y-ya

Naruto: menma i finally speaking good job buddy any ways lets go on a walk my kage bunshin is working in the hokage office.

*they leave and are on their walk*

Naruto: menma lets go to ichiraku ramen dada is hungry

Menma: ya

Fangirls of naruto: omg hes soo kawaii ,hes soo hot wow and look how gentle he is with kids

Naruto: *teleports there with menma* hey oji-san can i get a miso chashu ramen with extra narutomaki?

Teuchi: sure kid *starts making ramen*

After a few minutes

Teuchi: here kid

Naruto: thank you oji-san *starts eating*

Few minutes later

Kiyomi: *sees naruto* i should apologise to him *approuches naruto* hey naruto-kun i am sorry i didnt mean that i an sorry will you please forgive me?