Stories of Sarvente and Ruv!

Chapter 7 Cafe Antics

art by dokki doodlez I believe

The two were calmly sitting on the pews just talking. Then the topic of food got sprung up. "So Ruv why don't you trust other's foods?" "Well Im an outlaw and they could kill me with it" "oh ok.". Sarvente thought about it then a cafe sprung into her mind. "Say Ruv have you ever been to a cafe?" "Nope. And I never intend to." "Aw come on it will be fun it'll be a different experience for you and I get to sit and talk with you". "..fine..." "YAAY!".

Sarvente grabbed Ruvs arm out of his jacket and they ran to the nearest cafe. "Were here!" Sarvente shouted joyfully. The two then walked in the cafe and sat down to the chairs near them. "Sooooo... what do you want here?" Sarvente said while grabbing a menu and passing it to Ruv. Ruv looked at the menu then looked back at Sarvente. "A water looks nice." "Aw come on try something else.". Ruv looked back at the menu then opened his mouth. "Your right...A iced water sounds better." Ruv said smiling a little.

"Ruv come on. How about this I'll order for you". "Fine.". Sarvente looked at the menu and then put it down. Then the two waited for someone to come and take their order. A few minutes later a women came. "Hello are you two ready to order?" "Yes! I would have some iced tea and an egg sandwich." "Ok how about you?" "He'd have a coffee and a regular sandwich" "Ok coming right up.". Sarvente then looked over to Ruv. "Ruv are you ready to drink something other than my cooking?" "Not really.." "Come on its will be great I know it.".

Then the women came back with the food and drinks and set them down on their table. "Enjoy". Sarvente picked up her sandwich while staring at Ruv anticipating  his next move. Ruv looked at the sandwich. Poked at it and stabbed it. Then he sniffed the coffee with his non existent nose then looked at Sarvente. "Yea I don't think I can do this." "Come on Ruv try it please?" "Ok...". Ruv took a small bite of the regular sandwich and immediately gagged. He quickly grabbed the coffee to wash it down. Then his eyes widened and he spewed coffee from his mouth onto the floor. "RUV!" Sarvente screamed Ruv coughing then said "I knew I shouldn't have come here". "WHAT HAPPENED!" The women yelled "IM SO SORRY HERE HERE HERE!!" Sarvente panicking summoned some money (Remember she can do that) and gave her about $400. "IM SO SORRY COME ON RUV LETS GO." The two dashed out back to the church. The two were back to sitting on the pews. Sarvente was comforting Ruv by patting him. "So how was it?" "Never again.".