Compromise

Communication Restored

Chi-Chi's stress baking worked for the better, as they had plenty to serve two hungry Saiyans, their wives and children for lunch. While Goten and Trunks play fought and Bulla napped, the adults sat down and talked it out.

"I'm really, really sorry about putting us all in this mess, and I'm glad you're all still keen on making this work." Bulma said, opting for green tea over the wine Chi-Chi offered. She turned to Chi-Chi, pushing a small box towards her, "So we can communicate better, I want to give you this phone. I've already given one to Vegeta."

Vegeta rolled his eyes when his phone vibrated yet again. "Kakarot, I swear to the gods, if that's another selfie, I'm going to block you."

"No blocking!" Bulma kicked Vegeta under the table, continuing, "So now no-one has an excuse to not communicate. Vegeta, maybe you should show Chi-Chi how it works..?" She added a smirk on the end.

Both Chi-Chi and Vegeta grimaced at the insinuating remark, Chi-Chi suddenly busying herself with the opening of the box in front of her. Vegeta 'hmph'd. His phone vibrated again, and he ignored it.

"...check your phone!" Goku nudged Vegeta.

Vegeta sighed, long suffering and looked at his phone briefly. "What is this?" He said with a bewildered sigh.

"It's a cat, and he wants a cheeseburger!" Goku whispered excitedly.

"I also want to propose a... funishment of sorts." Bulma said, which instantly had everyone's attention, "Because of recent events, I'd like to have sex with Goku before Vegeta has a chance to. Any questions?"

Vegeta grumbled into his phone, and Goku's eyebrows disappeared up under his bangs in surprise. Chi-Chi raised her hand.

"Yes, Chi-Chi?" Bulma pointed at her.

"I want to tie up your husband." Chi-Chi half-asked, half-demanded, all deadpan. Vegeta turned a very interesting shade of red.

"You are welcome to do so." Bulma grinned, "Yes, Goku?"

"Wait, uh, can we, uh... go back to the Bulma and Goku thing?" Goku looked a little concerned.

They all looked at him expectantly.

"Um... actually, can I talk to Chi-Chi about it first? I thought we were gonna do a three thing."

"Oh, right." Bulma nodded. Chi-Chi used this moment to stand up and clear some plates from the table. Goku followed behind her like a nervous puppy.

Vegeta crossed his arms, "Well, really. How in the hell did I end up in a relationship with two conniving witches and a complete pussy."

Bulma typed on her phone.

Vegeta's phone vibrated. He checked it, squinting at the screen, "...You just sent me a little picture of a middle finger."

"What's up, honey?" Chi-Chi said, comforting her antsy husband, "Don't you wanna fuck Bulma?"

"I do! I'm just... I dunno, nervous?" Goku said, brow furrowed, "My brain is going a mile a minute, my heart feels all weird, but my thing is like 'lets do it!' and... I feel like there's something I have to do first."

Chi-Chi stroked his arms gently, "You don't have to do it right away, and I'm sure Bulma will understand if you need time or don't wanna do it."

Goku thought about it and stroked the back of his neck... Wait, that was it. "Okay, I just need to ask Vegeta something." He said, kissing her forehead and rushing back out the door.

"Hey, uh, can I borrow Vegeta for two seconds?" He said, interrupting the other couple, who seemed to be having a heated discussion about 'emoji'.