STALKER
I was in class taking down notes on German vocabulary, when suddenly the boy in front of me put his hand up as if to ask a question...
Teacher : Yes ?
Boy 1 : I saw you in Germany the other day
Teacher : When ?
Boy 1 : Last Saturday
Teacher : Why would I be in Germany ?
Boy 1 : I don't know.
Maybe because your a German teacher
Teacher : What where you doing in Germany ?
Boy 1 : I was going to see the German version of Phantom of the Opera
Teacher : Okaaaaaaay...
Boy 2 : I saw you too...
You were getting into your mini after school
Teacher : What are you lot ?
Stalkers ?
Narrator : The class bursts out laughing
Mystery : ha ha ha You two are STALKERS !
Narrator : Now it is like and inside joke and nobody but the people in my class have any idea
What I am talking about if I mention it.
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Hello, My name is...
We were learning how to say what pets did we have and what colour they were, when this time a girl put her hand up as if to ask a question...
Girl : Is this how you say I have 1 dog
Ich heissa Dog
Teacher : You do know that means My Name Is Dog in German.
Girl : Oops
Class : ha ha ha ha ...
Narrator : So ever since our German teacher has called her Dog.
