Distastful Greetings: FINALE (chap. 8)

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Song: All my life by Attack Attack


Time skip to the morning, the gang (Phil, Techno-chan, Puffy, Goat man, and Sammy boi) going around telling people the news.

Also, throughout the story, Sam and Techno will be fighting like petty siblings because I thought it would be funny.

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"You sure this is a good idea? I mean aren't there other ways to do this?" Puffy asked nervously, eyeing her little duckling, sitting on Glatt's shoulder playing with his hair.

"Well, what do you have in mind? You want us to sound the main alarms, give everyone a heart attack to tell them we have a new toddler?" Glatt answered her sarcastically, he seemed to have 0 worries with going around the server and telling everyone Drem was dead.

"Good point......" She looked back down to the floor

"Listen, sis! You have nothing to worry about! If anyone tries SHIT I'm gonna clock their ass back to 2012............ if ya know what I mean" 

Puffy chuckled at the half-joke, it did make her feel a little better.

Dream: "What happened in 2012 uncle Shlatt?"


Everyone stayed quiet


"........Let's talk about that another day." Glatt desperately tried to change the subject.

"Okie uncle!"

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They approached a castle, the ghost of a path (no pun(z) intended) layed in front of them, covered in vegetation due to neglect, which is odd considering the person who ran the place,   cared very much about his appearance.


"Welp......here we are, let's just hope he doesn't take it as bad as we did...." Technoblade sighed

"You mean; 'nOt TAkE iT As bAD aS I DId'?" Sam imitated Techno's voice mockingly.

Phil: "Boys that's enough...."

Technoblade: "Oh, SHUT IT Sam!"

Awesamdude: "You can't say SHIT bacon! You broke my nose JACKASS!!"

Phil: ".......Boys........"

Technoblade: "Because you deserved it creeperfucker2000!"

Awesamdude: "oh my god, HE WAS A GODAMN HYBRID, ATLEAST IM NOT A VIRGIN"


"SILENCE!!!!!!"

Philza's voice boomed and echoed through the surrounding forest, a couple of crows and other birds flew away due to the loud noise. Everyone flinched and turned towards the birdman who was leaning on a crafting table that he placed there, Phi was also holding a belt.

"IF I HEAR ANOTHER WORD FROM YOU MEN, THEY ARE GONNA FIND YOUR TEETH IN AN ANTIQUE STORE"


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"GLATT"


Everyone stayed silent, well, of course except Glatt. 

"That's more like it."

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