My "love life" part 1

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Hello again I missed you :))))

So my friend @isab1232 wanted me to tell about the story of how I had a boyfriend at 6 so I'm writing about my "love life" (disclaimer: it's really short because I have no love life).

Sooooooo basically when I was 6 so in first grade I went to this new elementary school and it is the best school I've ever been to I actually (sometimes) liked going to school.

So there was this kid, let's call him WAP. So WAP had this crush on me. And at first, I never liked him (I don't think I ever did) he was nice (at first) and we actually talked A LOT during class. We always spent class time joking around and shit.

The worst part is that WAP was ugly. I mean not THAT ugly but not that good-looking. He was like meh. The worst part is he always had the WORST haircuts EVER. This bitch had a JUSTIN BIEBER HAIRCUT for some time and then for most of the time I knew him he had a DANTDM HAIRCUT WTF-

This is somewhat what his hair looked a mix between this:

This is somewhat what his hair looked a mix between this:

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And this

HIS HAIR WAS SO BAD

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HIS HAIR WAS SO BAD

I'm going to describe him very badly so you can imagine better. He had very very dark brown hair, brown eyes, and VERY pale skin.

Anyways moving on, rumors started going around that he had a crush on me. (btw I had no idea what a "boyfriend" was. Like I knew the concept but I didn't know how it worked) So I got nervous and shy around him after they had told me he liked me. Then I don't remember how but he asked me to be his girlfriend. AND I SAID YES WHAT THE FU-

I don't know why I said yes.

THE WORST PART IS THAT EVERY GIRL HAD A CRUSH ON HIM. I feel like a lot of my classmates secretly hated me lmao. BUT WHY DID EVERY GIRL LIKE HIM HE WAS UGLYYYYYYYY. Well maybe compared to the other boys he was the least ugly but still.

After we "dated" for the rest of first grade there was A LOT of drama in second grade. WHAT THE FUCK WAS MY LIFE-

Anyways that is how I had a boyfriend at 6.

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