2Doc oneshots

🌺picnic🌺 pt.2

A/n this is so bad I might as well delete it, btw can someone help me check my bio if you wanna know why I need help) also like some inappropriate language also like the song slaps and ...I don't support Mcafferty's lead but their songs are good 😔

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Murdoc's POV

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"Stupid fucken people making me do this stupid fucken thing for this stupid fucken face ache fucken dumb blue hair having motherfucker" I grumble to myself while I set up a fucken picnic blanket. "This is so god damn stupid."

Why do those two even want us to do this. That idiot doesn't even know, I bet that piece of shit won't even care. He's gonna think I'm up to something, and I might as well be but I'm " NoT ALloWEd to be MeAN TOdAy". Usually I would just scoff and walk away but Noodle looked incredibly terrifying, and I didn't want any part in what she had planned if I didn't do as she said.

With that being said I continue to set up the picnic area. Once I'm done. It isn't to bad I guess, I mean I don't hate him that much anymore. I only hate him a little bit less now. Never-mind that though, I haven't been getting enough chicks lately, every time I do though it just doesn't feel that same as it did before. I've been thinking bout if for a while and I just can't figure it out, it hurts my brain.

Shit sucks but whatever I'll figure it out one day. I'm bored. Ok. Well. I'm done now. Now what do I do. 😐. Ok. Yeah. I'll just go find Noodle.

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Time skip

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I found Noodle. Yay me. Honestly I regret even trying. But something...something in my stone cold heart is telling me..."maybe this won't be so bad."...maybe...

AAANNDD SHE CAME BACK WITH THE FACE ACHE 😒.      "H-hi" 2-D says. "Ugh" I scoff. "Ok. Now Murdoc take him to the thing" says the all powerful Noodle. "No." "Yes" "no" "yes" "why". "cause if you dont I'll chop your dick off🙂" "oh🤐" "uh- guys what are you talking about"
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3rd person POV
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Murdoc grabs 2-D's hand and stomps off.  Noodle runs towards Russell who has been leaning against the wall a few feet behind them the whole time. "I still can't tell if this is some sort of joke or sum'm" Russell said desperately trying not to laugh. "It's not I just want to see if I can make those two get along. Their constant tension is getting annoying." "And your way to fix that was a ....date?" "Oh ...I didn't think about it like that...whoops." "Eh they'll be fine. I think. "Probably bro. Anyway I'm gonna take a nap wake me up when 2-D ends up dead." Noodle laughs as Russ walks away and then she goes to spy on Murdoc and 2-D.

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2-D's POV

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This. Is. Scary.
"Why me." I think the whole time we're walking and then we arrive at....a picnic 🤨. "What is this?" I ask Murdoc. As soon as I do he drops my hand and sits on the blanket. "Sit." He says. I sit across from him and then he starts to explain why he was doing this and that it wasn't his plan and blah blah blah. But he keeps talking even when I very visibly show that I and not listening at all. "How do I shut him up?" I think. A few ideas pop into my head but most would get me punched in the face. So...I decided to do the (probably) most bold one. I kissed him. I don't know why it just felt like I should. Honestly that would have gotten me punched in the face if he wasn't so caught off guard. Actually him baffled was pretty funny so I did what anyone would've done. I laughed. Real hard. For a while. Then. He KISSED ME. Oh god I. I. I kinda liked it. And he could tell I just knew my face was redder than a tomato. Shit.

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Murdoc POV
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He kissed me to shut me up. Ok rude but I think I found out why I wasn't as satisfied with the babes I'd been fucken. Anyway this piece'a shit's laughing like a hyena on cocaine. So I kissed him to shut em up. I mean it worked but now everything's just awkward. Ha. He likes it to though I mean look at the poor bloke he's practically fucken glowing red. It's kinda funny. Soooo. I did it again but longer....just to see if he could get any redder. Well turns out he can't but shit. I could get used to this actually. Like his lips are uh well softer that any woman's I've kissed (not many). "M-Murdoc what- why- I-I why did you d-do that" 2-D said. I guess to break the silence. "Wanted to see it you could get any redder face ache." I said playfully giving him a light punch in the arm. "O-ow." "That hurt you?!" "A-a little." "Oh whoops." "Well in hungry and there's food here and if your not gonna eat it then I will." I said smirking. "Oh. Oh yeah forgot whoops. I-I'm hungry too though." "Then eat you bloody daft." (I'm probably using that wrong but I'm not a Brit so it's fine)

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Noodle POV
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Oh. My. God. I didn't mean for THAT to happen. Meh at least there won't be anymore or as much negativity as there was before. I should go tell Russ about what I just saw cause those asses aren't gonna say anything about it.
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A/N
AHHH FINALLY ITS DONE THAT TOOK SO MUCH BRAIN POWER bleh sorry it took so long to get prt2 out a had like a giant brain fart anyway this was waaaayy mushier than planed believe it or not also if you wanna know how Russ reacted be basically said shit was not expecting that and then got noodle to nag them about it lol

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