Uh.....

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Still here?

Okie, i guess...

I mean

Dere's notin here.

Besides random words

And meh

And you

But

Eh.

It's mostly just werds.

Dat you reed.

Uh

Yee.

How are you?

I'm good.

Chillin like a col kid.

Yee, I'm definitely col

Uh

Did you know dat

Dee world wastes lotsa food?

Like

A billion metric tons of it?

A yeer?

Think of all dee pepol we could giv food to with dat.

Think of all dee animals who are killed and den put in deh trash.

Poor animals.

Poor hoomans.

Maybe

Nex tim you have too much food

Give it to someone

Or save it

And eat it before it get bad.

Maybe turn it into dirt.

Feed the worms!

But a billion metric tons is a lot.

I'm Amereecan so I don't know lotsa bout the metric system

But I tink dats a lot.

It sounds like a lot.

Ooooo or

To save food you could

Stop

Eating.

Den, you

Stop

Drinking.

And den, you

Don't

Use

Power.

And now you have no more bills!

Jus kiddin.

Don't stop doin dos tings.

Dat be bad.

No.

Remember to get lotsa slep

Eat lotsa food

Drink lotsa agua

And only happy thoughts!

Farewell frens!

Have bootiful time!

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⏰ Last updated: Apr 29, 2021 ⏰

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