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Chapter 1 - Is This Paradise?

Ahh life is good.

If I may I would like to post a question.

What kind of girl do you like?

Is it the tall girl with big chuggs and butt? Or do you prefer the kind personality type? Maybe even perhaps the sadistic type? Rather what's your ideal girl? As for me, it doesn't really matter that much, though a bit bigger than medium cup would be preferable. You also have to keep in mind of her personality. I hate two faced bi*ch, f**k that. If I ever meet one, I won't hesitate to hold her captive in my room, blindfold her, and feed her some dog food. Maybe I'll do something else, something extreme. Who knows. Let's just hope I don't meet one.

A great man once said, "If you're a man, then chase after the butts of women! Run swiftly for the sake of catching women! Be charming! Keep facing forward! What's the point of being a hero if you can't charm a woman. You can do anything." I have much respect to whoever this great man is. He's basically speaking facts. He's a better man than my own father. I mean what kind of old man would let his son suffer in an isolated, plain-like, hellish, eyesoreish place in the middle of I don't even know. Those white walls will forever be floating in my mind. Tsk. What's worse, those very walls kept me from interacting with ladies. I could've met and charmed a lot if only I was free. My father sure is evil.

Anyhow let's get to the main topic shall we?

Tokyo Metropolitan Advanced Nurturing High School or Koudo Ikusei High School. A school created by the Japanese government in hope to nurture young people in becoming the future of the nation. It boasts 100% college rate and you can as far get a job just by graduating from it.

1 hour has passed since I got inside the bus. After finding a comfortable seat on the very back, I fell asleep as to conserve my energy. I then woke up from the commotion happening inside. What happened while I was asleep?

I saw a cute short haired girl who's wearing a similar uniform as me arguing with a person sitting down who's wearing the same uniform as me. Well, almost everyone here are students. I looked around to search for some beauties. My eyes landed on a long black haired girl who's reading a book, completely ignoring the commotion. Is she deaf or is the book she's reading just interesting? How sad she must be a loner. It's such a waste, looking at her facial structure and body position, I can ascertain that she's rather cold and have a ruthless mouth. With her beauty, there's no doubt she'll be popular. As for the short haired girl earlier, I get a peculiar feeling from her. Hmm what is it?

Oh that's right, she's wearing a mask. Aha even with that mask on you can't hide that disgusting stench of yours. Wait so that means... she's a two faced bi*ch. Oh hell nah. Stay the hell away from me. I must avoid her at all cost. Please don't be in the same class as me. If you are, then I'm transferring classes. Or maybe, just maybe, I'll do plan B.

It seemed that the blond haired boy sitting calmly while being bothered didn't even pay much attention to the fake girl. Yes that's right she's a fake. Does he not care where he sits or the small commotion he made? He has a rather high evaluation of himself from the way he delivered his counter to the fake girl.

Oh well, it isn't my business to participate in those kinds of stuff. If I make my move now then there'll be rumors about me in the school, which I don't mind at all. In fact, it'll benefit me to have rumors about me going all around the school since the girls will finally know my existence. But I would like to enjoy this short time of peace and freedom, not doing or worrying anything at all. Just this short time.

As I infuse myself with the thoughts of girls feeding me spoonful of banana split, the bus stopped signaling that I've arrived at my destination.

As I got off from the bus ready to depart on this new adventure, the loner from before stood in front of me. Oh my. Is she gonna hit up on me? Chill down bro it's just the first day I haven't even entered the school yet. Before I could say something, the long black haired opened her mouth.