Rescue bots asks and dares

Dare 2

I dare blades to roast everybody for a week!

This dare was submitted by @WaspsSisNamedMoth So thank you!

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Me: hey blades! How are you today?

Blades: oh why hello night!im doing good thanks!what do you need?

Me: you have got another dare but this time from WaspsSisNamedMoth they dared you to roast ever for a week!

Blades: ooooh this will be fun!

Time skip  ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ   This time skip doesn't have a name yet so give him a name in the comments!

Hotshot: *checking himself out in the mirror*

Blades who happens to be walking by: yknow mirrors can't talk and lucky for you they can't laugh either

Hotshot: WHAT? 

blades: *smirks and walks off*

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Wedge: *comes into medbay with a bunch of cuts and bruises all over his face*

Blades: if laughter is the best medicine than your face must be doing wonders 

Medix: *laughs so much he starts crying so he can't bandage up wedges face*

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Heatwave to the students and the burns: I'm the best rescue bot

Blades: is your ass jealous of the amount of shit that just came out your mouth?

Cue everyone except heatwave laughing and heatwave glaring at blades 

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Megaton and his followers started attacking the school and everyone including prime team and optimums prime was stood in a battle stance except from blades.

Optimus: Rescue bots roll to-

Blades: don't worry sir I got this. * walks i front of mr prime and looks megaton gay- I mean straight in the face*

Blades: when you wer born the doctor threw you out the window and the window through you back.

Megaton: never mind everyone lets attack another day *says while crying*

All the auto bots: laughing 

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Chase: BLADES YOU CAN NOT EAT THAT MUCH SWEETS YOU WILL BECOME SICK!

blades: Remember when I asked for your opinion 

Chase: no?

Blades me nether 

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Sorry everyone that's all I got today I might add more later but it's like 2:28 am where I am right now sorry for the slow updates too!