Grand opening!!!

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"Hi welcome to die mart how can we help you!" I said faking a voice bc of course. I can tell your a Karen already. "Hey about the lemons you sold me..." I am already having a crappy enough day Susan I don't need a call about the lemons again. " the lemons have eyes..." you said. I laughed "hunny they always had eyes." And with that you hung up. Coward

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