Milk.

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I continue cleaning up the grocery store. FINALLY more people came over. And then I get my usual phone call y'know the ones that complain. "Hello ma'am how can I help you on this fine day?" "Uh the milk..somethings wrong with...the...milk". They said. I chuckled "what's wrong with the milk old lady" "the milk..killed..no". Excuse me what THE ACTUAL HELL "ma'am the milk killed what?"  "My...my daughter..no.." I hung up, this lady's daughter was seen at the playground an hour before with her mother ahaha stupid old lady

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