Lunch

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( at lunch)
Sophia: hello Carmen!
Carmen: hi, so you can do weird stuff with dna?
Sophia: yea pretty much it's kinda lame I know.
Carmen: actually it's kinda cool, but what I wanna know is what can your friend do?
Sophia: oh, Jake? see for yourself.JAKE GET OVER HERE!
Jake : yea?
Sophia: WELL?...are you gonna show her your mind trick or not?
Jake: MK FINE I WILL! look I'm gonna make an apple.
Carmen: WOAH THAT LOOKS SO REAL!
Jake : ( hand shakes a bit ) and now it's real
( grabs arm) but it low key kinda hurts to do so I usually just use mind tricks.
( Sam walks over to Carmen)
Sam: oh hello Carmen hello new students I'm sa-
Sophia: You told us😐
Jake: sorry she's a bit rude.
Sophia: I AM NOT RUDE I AM KIND AND SWEET AND- actually no I'm not.
Taylor: HeYyY jakeeeeeeyy
Sophia: YEA JAKEYYYY
Jake: I caint believe I'm stuck with " Jakey" now I THOUGHT MY LIFE COULDN'T BE LESS EXITING.
( back in class)
Teacher: Now each of you please demonstrate a trick that you are most proud of. Keep in mind these " tricks" have to be power related.
Sophia: idk if this is just the dash of pyro in me but I can use fire to levitate almost like rocket boots but from my hands .
Teacher: I thought your power was dna
Sophia: it is I gained this while wrongly using my power excessively around my childhood friend Carly.
Teacher: where is Carly today?
Sophia: somewhere running from the fbi.
Teacher: MUSNT WE CALL THE POLICE
Sophia: nah they will catch up sooner or later.
Boy named Dylan: SHE SOUNDS HOT!
Sophia: WUT...NO SHE ISN'T-
Jake: u sure?😏
Sophia: ONE HUNDRED PRECENT ,SHE LOOKS LIKE THE BOTTOM OF MY SHOE!
jake: nah I'm just messing with you
Dylan: what does the bottom of your shoe look like?... is it hot?
Sophia: FIND OUT FOR YOURSELF
( kicks in face)
Teacher: DETENTION JUST GO RIGHT NOW
Jake: can I go too?
Teacher: no ... why? you didn't do anything
Jake: (grabs teachers apple from desk and bites it) WELL IMA MAKE MY WAY THERE NOW!
Teacher: wut-what was that?
Carmen: most people like detention ,they just hang out there.!
Sam: it's kinda like their favorite place to be.
Carmen: ima go let myself out of this class and see what their doing
( in detention)
Sophia: JAKE IM NOT THAT TALL GIMMIE ANOTHER CHAIR
Jake: BUT YOU ALREADY HAVE FOUR
Sophia: ARE YOU RLLY GONNA QUESTION MY HIGHT?!?!
Jake: good point ( hands chair)
Carmen : what are you doing
Sophia: (gets startled and elbows Jake in the head on accident) OH WELL IM ON THESE CHAIRS BECAUSE IM TRYNA GET THE LIGHT CIRCUT.
Carmen: and why do you want that?
Sophia: So that I can cause a power out duaaa
Jake( rubs head) OWWWWW ... but yea I'd the power goes out we can run in the dark and if we can run in the dark-
Sophia: THEN WE CAN ESCAPE THIS STUPID SCHOOL!
Sam: I felt the electricity don't cut that wire making an electrical power outage will now help if you are trying to escape... also why are you "escaping?" you can just walk out the door.
Sophia: Oh yea?
Carmen: or you can just make yourself sick with ur dna stuff or wutever
Sophia: NO IM NOT VERY GOOD AT USING THAT I ALWAYS END UP WITH SOME WEIRD DAMAGE
( bell rings)
Jake: OH WE DONT NEED TO ESCAPE WE ACTUALY CAN JUST LEAVE NOW
Sophia: AYO WANNA BURN SOMETHING DOWN
Jake: PUT ON YOUR RESTRICTIONS BRACELETS
Sophia: fine ( puts on power resister bracelets)
( to be continued)

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