"ayo, who do you think you are just bumping into me like that you huan?",
the person suddenly spoke
I was shocked about the lack of respect that guy had, but I have to admit that it was kind of hot.
"so you're not gonna answer? Just who do you think you are? I am the alpha here! This is my wolf cult!! A commoner like you can't just step into my terretory without permission! This is gonna be a fight, you big fat cocklicker!"
Oh no, this is really bad, I thought to myself, but I couldn't even finish my thoughts because now the only thing I could feel was something really hard hitting my cheeckbone and it stinging like hell.
Oh...OH THAT MF WAS HITTING ME RIGHT IN THE FACE WITH DEEZ NUTS?!!? I fell to the floor.
How dare he do that!! It was kind of erotic and I believed that I had gotten a boner, but that didn't matter!! I wasn't going to be a beta so I stodd up and howled as loud as I could. That howl I let out had all the emotions I had stocked up for years in it!! "I AM NOT A FUCKING BETA!! I AM THE ALPHA HERE YOU HURENSOHN YOU WILL HAVE TO OBEY ME FROM NOW ON" I screamed with all my heart and spit him right in the face after I was done.Everybody had gathered themselves around our fight and the guy was very embarrassed. I didn't give a shit tho. And walked out of the whole scenarion with 'among us in real life' by rebekah wing playing in the backgroud. I escaped the crowd by pushing each of them to the floor, being the sassy baka I am. I felt free!! "FINALLY I'VE EARNED MY OWN TERRETORY YOU BASTARDS! IM THE ALPHA HERE AND ALL OF YOU ARE IMPOSTORS!!"
But god, I definitley shouldn't have said that, and especially not this loud, because now a teacher was aproaching me.
"hey now that was kinda sus don't you think?" he said.
"you both are going to come to the teachers office now!"
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shrek x sonic || by halbe bible ganzer hurensohn
FanfictionSonic is a shy exchange student, who is afraid to make new friends. But then there is shrek who is the bad boy of the city. He may act all rebellious around others but when he's alone with sonic his whole personality seems to change. Sonic likes tha...