Meeting Millie's family

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The next day at the Rough and Tumbleweed ranch*

Blitzo- Welp , we're here.

Maisie: Wow! This is amazing dad!

Zeena: It's a good thing my brothers are watching over my baby girl and our son.

Blitzo- Tell me about it

Millie came out of the car: Mama! Daddy! *hugs her father*

Lynn- Aww , Mildred !

Arabella- ( Chuckels briefly ) Her real name is Mildred ?

Tops runs to them: Oh my geez to beets! It's a pleasure to finally meet you Millie's parents! *shakes Joe's hand fast* I'm Tops, I love fun stuff, so what did you do on the ranch!? Do you have any little piggies around to play with!? *holds beignets* Do you want to try my grandma Sage's beignets?!

Joe chuckles: *noogies his head* I like this little fun caramel apple!

Arbaella- ( Sighs ) Can somebody kill me until I don't speak ?

Malikai: Nice to meet you Joe and Lynn, I am Malikai, king of the crystal of truth, and these are my siblings Zanobia, Tops, Rocky, Tina, Ludel, Morty, Axelle, Jason, Tigs, Pentol, and Arabella.

Lynn's eyes sparkles: Awwwwww. *holds Arabella's cheeks* Aren't you the cutest little gumdrop?!

Arabella's eyes sparkles and giggles happily.

Arabella- Thanks ! I get that a lot !

Malikai: You know Joe, my great great great grandpa Dallas is a cowboy, he took down One eye Jack with his chaos lasso.

Joe pats his back and chuckles: I like your style kid.

Millie: Oh mom and pa, you remember Moxxie right?

Moxxie- Uh , hello.

Arabella- Oh boy

Moxxie: Greetings Lynn, Joe, how've you been with all the flaming twisters and stuff?

Lynn- Um , okay ?

Moxxie: Sorry about that.

Blitzo: So are you going to introduce me to the family?

Millie: Oh, meet Moxxie's grandma Maureen and our boss Blitzo and his family.

Maureen- You call those hillbillies ranch farmers? Bitch , I plowed field under a minute back when I was alive.

Blitzo- Okay, Maureen , we get it

Maisie: Awwww, look Bunnicula, cute pigs!

Bunnicula looked and chitters happily and sees carrots*

Lynn: Awww you wanted to carrots little fella? *holds a basket of carrots* Here, it's on the house.

Bunnicula- Abadaba.

Bunnicula eats them.

Blitzo: So it's a pleasure to finally meet the sperm and egg factory to pop out this little gem of an assassin, you two raised a sturdy bitch.

Joe chuckles: That we did. So Blitz is it? *shakes his hand* That's a fine name.

Arabella- ( Quietly to Tops ) Embarrass me like that again , I will end your life

Tops: Sorry.

Moxxie: You know, more battles were won by technological advances in warfare, I've researched the history of weaponry extensible, and it's inspiring how for example the progression of gun utilizing angelic technology has changed the landscape of hell's combative-

They looked at him deadpanned*

Moxxie: I mean, war fun. 

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