You are Sara Chidouin, a female high school student. You, as well as Reko, Kanna, Keiji, Gin, and Q-Taro, are trapped in a death game. You are friends with all of them. Keiji gets pushed into a coffin and HentaiYaoiMan$, one of the bad guys, tells you that the only way to save Keiji is to sign a mysterious form. Naturally, you begin to sing the Sonic Underground theme song.
As it turns out, this isn't a death game at all; instead, you're in a virtual reality simulation. The whole thing was created by an evil corporation called "The System".
> You say "Triplets born, the throne awaits! A seer warns of a deadly fate! Give up your children, separate. Bide your time... Lie in wait! SONIC UNDERGROUND (sonic) SONIC UNDERGROUUUUND"
Your voice causes the screen to go black for a moment, then comes back on. It's just like when you were singing the song in the first place.
Then, a man appears from behind you.
> You say "Halt! Who goeth there?"
"Hm," he says, "you sing well."
"Thanks," you say. "Who are you?"
"I am the game master."
You're not sure if you should trust him, but before you can act, he is gone.
> You say "But I'M the keymaster >:("
It's a lie. Of course it's a lie. But the man disappears before you can catch him, and you're alone in the room again.
Suddenly, the door slams open and you fall backwards in surprise. Q-Taro is standing there, clutching your friend Keiji in his hands.
> You say "F*ck off, Q-Taro"
Q-Taro looks hurt.
"You don't want to play my game?" he says.
> You say "Hmmm, well, what game is it? I'm up for a round of Shrek's Tangled Tales. BUT I WANNA BE THE WOLF"
"But I've saved the new princess!" he says. "I'm taking her to the castle!"
> You say "Keiji is a princess?"
"Of course he is!" Q-Taro says. "How could he not be?"
> You say "Uhhhhh ok then, pal. So can you go away now please?"
This brings a frown to Q-Taro's face.
"But I'm not finished playing!" he says. "I'm going to unlock some more levels now."
"Keiji is a princess?"
> You say "I already asked that question"
"You already asked that question?" he says, hurt. "That's the first question, Q!"
Q-Taro pauses, and runs away crying. You're left alone with Keiji in the room.
> You say "Haha f*cking loser."
"Hey!" Keiji says, angrily. "Leave my boyfriend alone."
"But he's not your boyfriend, you dum-dum."
"He is my friend," Keiji says.
> You say "Why would you do that to yourself?"
"I'm not doing anything to myself."
"Oh yeah? Then why is your arm in a sling?"
Keiji looks at his arm, which is indeed in a sling.
"You learn something new every day."
"Alright," you say, as Keiji bandages his arm. "What were you going to tell me?"
"I have an idea of who kidnapped me," Keiji says. "It was this guy."
