"You have no clue what you have awoken, do you kitten?"
Mr. Koochie started to undo his shirt's buttons one by one, slowly exposing his glistening white chest hairs, smirking, looking down at Kitten. He was ready to ravish it once and for all- until the fateful bell rang.
"SHIT-" He buttoned most of his buttons back up with immense speed and hid Y/n's phone- oops. I mean Kitten, onto his desk.
But... unknowingly as he ran to his classroom door to unlock it, Kitten buzzed a couple times and fell right onto Mr. Koochie's spinny chair.
The students started filing their way into the classroom, all the while while Mr. Koochie made his way to his desk, hiding his rather...prominent... bulge.
The students all eventually sat in their seats and talked amongst themselves. This was good, none of the students seemed to care much about the teacher, for their language was of a sailor's.
In other news, Mr. Koochie had planed for this class since yesterday, so everything seemed to just work out just fine. His second hour class was going to watch a couple extremely long videos relating to the subject he was teaching.
"Okay class, today i'm just going to put on a couple videos and you all can just do your home-"
buzz. buzz. buzz. buzz. buzzzzzzz-
'SHIT'
"What was that, Mr.Kooter?" Emily asked. Emily was a good student, but she still couldn't get his name right at times.
Mr. Koochie immediately arose from his seat.
"Its Mr. Koochie Emily, pronounced coo-ch-eee. And- second off, that was my phone, teachers have lives too you know." He hadn't meant to put so much sass into it, but he couldn't help feel agitated when people got his name wrong.
— A/N *AHEM COUGH COUGH* (that's u bitches) —
He could hear Emily muster a quiet "sorry" , but he didn't have the energy to deal with her right now.
Mr. Koochie sat back down.
He began to feel sullen as the end of the day was nearing and that meant he would have to say goodbye to Kitten.
He was so lost in thought that he hadn't noticed that he just sat on something. Or more likely, he felt something- something...
eradicating.
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a/n
aba: half and half today baBEEEEEE- anyways... yeah. it's coo-ch-eee , just wanted to make that clear :]
grak: aba wrote bulge
aba: GRAK BOLDED IT ITS NOT MY FAULT
grak: THERES THE HORNY OFFICER!!!!!!
aba: DID YOU NOT READ WHAT U WROTE IN BOTH CHAPTERS TWO AND THREE YOU'RE MORE GUILTY THAN ME
grak: bulge
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Fanfictiony/n's phone gets taken away by their very lonely math teacher, Mr.Koochi... Needless to say, 'lonely' is somewhat an understatement... --------- y/n doesn't have a specific gender and goes by they/them/their ! why? because if it's a self insert it s...
